#adomandaeron

Send me a ✵ + a ship and i’ll tell you who does what at christmas!

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off? More than likely Adom. Adom can get really into this kind of stuff. He wants to have fun and he would also like for Aeron to have fun. Aeron. Please have fun. Put that attitude down. NO! STOP!...Be good, Aeron. Beee Gooood.

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting? I can see both of them kind of doing this.

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies? Adom for sure would want to sit down and just binge some christmas specials and the like. He don’t give a damn. He’ll tie Aeron to a chair if he has to.

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas? Adom also again probably does, or any other christmas songs or something. Because he just is like that.

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping: They both probably would. Aeron can’t even cook dinosaur nuggets. You think anyones going to let him WRAP?!  Adom just does it because he’s lazy and has other shit he has to do today.

who insists on making snow angels? Adom more than likely would definitely willingly do it. Aeron, probably could be tempted to join if he sees Adom doing it. Though Adom will probably also kick the others feet out from under them if they stand too close. Then pull a whole “See. you are already HALF waaaayy theeerree!”

who put christmas outfits on all the pets? I do not believe that either of them has pets to put clothes one. Not that I am aware on Aeron’s side, and Adom has a Falcon and there’s no way in hell he’s putting clothes on his falcon.

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in? Adom has no family to speak of and Aeron clearly hates his most of the time. So No. I guess they just stay in and harrumph all day.

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers? Neither probably. They would soon rather be caught dead. Unless Adom just feels the need to fuck around and see what happens.

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present? Neither? Ain’t nobody got time for that. Adom has work in the morning. Aeron has to go brood by the local gas station or something. Staying up to midnight is cutting into their work hours.

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year? I for some reason almost read that as ‘hand to hand combat’ and I was like ‘Adom definitely’. Ummm I don’t think either of them would care all that much for this.

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame? Neither most likely.

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm? Adom more than likely does, yah. Definitely.