Hi ^_^ out of everyone in the Narutoverse who do you think would be a dancing genius? And who do you think would be terrible at dancing but you'd still see them on the dance floor?
Oh noooo this is terribly long. Honestly, I fucking loved writing this, thank you for the ask! ~Admin Song
Rock Lee: So in control of his body, has the muscle and the PASSION to fucking go hard, youāll see him spinning on his head and doing flips and shit. He might not have that casual swagger, but this boy can keep a beat and always turns up. Jams out to intense DJ remixes of pop tunes like a beast. Heās the guy whose shirt is soaked with sweat at the club and still going harder than everybody else (and sober at that!). If you want all the sensation of riding a rollercoaster without the actual thing, just ask Rock Lee for a dance.
Ino: Thereās a graceful quality to her movement, letting herself flow with the rhythm as opposed to Leeās sharp staccato. Ino spins and slides with her arms above her head and her eyes closed, singing along to whatever song is blasting. Lots of arms gliding everywhere, misting the club with lilac perfume. Definitely beelines to the dance floor for pop classics like Arianna Grande and Kesha. But give her the right song and this girl can gyrate her booty with the best of them.
Kiba: Heās one of those guys that throws back a shot and yells āTHIS IS MY JAM!ā before bounding to the dance floor where he lets loose. Kibaās wildness and confidence translate into a pretty swaggering guy on the floor, the type that girls actually LIKE dancing with. He knows how to move those hips and keep the beat, but the selling point is his face. Boy never looses that cocky, cool look, whether heās grooving on his own, dancing in a group, or with a special someone. Not dance related, but Kibaās the type to wear a thin silver chain around his neck when clubbing.
Sakura: Of course this girl can sway to the rhythm. Her style of dancing is cute and spunky, lots of shoulders and snaking her torso around. Unconsciously keeps her hands in fists when she dances. Sakura loves a good uplifting beat- her favorite beat is āShut Up and Danceā. Also LOVES partner dancing- sheāll grab whoeverās closest (usually forgetting to ask, sheās so caught up in the music) and spin them seventeen different ways over the floor.
Shino: BOY IS FULL OF HIDDEN TALENTS. On the off off off chance you catch Bugboy coming out of his shell and stepping onto the club floor, heās swifter than a hawk snatching up a mouse. Shinoās understanding of the beat is analytical and clean, and his movements reflect that. Often moves double time, twice as fast as those dancing around him. Keeps his hands in his pockets the whole time, that cool guy. Somewhat twitchy, but itās stylized.
Kankuro: YEAH GET THE PUPPET MASTER ON THE DANCE FLOOR! Kankuro has fucking swagger and moves galore, keeping up with all the new dancing trends. Does these sharp moves with his arms/upper body that ismesmerizing. Like Kiba, Kankuro is always ready to leap onto the dance floor, whether heās hitting it off with some cutie or in the middle of a beer.
Temari: Temari will THROW YOU to the side if she hears a bop and youāre blocking her way to the floor. The type to just blast by everyone when she hears a good beat and absolutely KILLS IT. Arches her back and lets her hips speak for themselves. Temariās the one who drops it low when the bass hits, and actually pulls it off. Sheās not afraid to get a little flushed on the dance floor.
Shisui: Doesnāt care about looking cool, and thatās why heās so good. Honestly the cutest thing on the floor, and his sense of the music can carry him through almost any tune unscathed. Head bobs like thereās no tomorrow, itās almost like heās the only one in the room, appreciating music in his own subtle way.
Suigetsu: THIS SHARK LOOKING KID IS A HO FOR THE CLUB. Seriously, Suigetsu is always ALWAYS ready to turn up and grind hard (figuratively or not). Heās the douche you want to be angry at because of his shit eating grin and blunt come-ons, but the way he rolls those hips is so sensual thereās no way to stay mad. A ho for dancing, a ho for the club and every single one of its patrons.
Team CANāT STEP TO SAVE THEIR LIVES but try really hard anyways:
Hidan: Watching Hidan fucking flailing on the dance floor, one canāt help but wish he had a little more humility. Heās overly aggressive with his dance partners, scaring most of them away halfway through the song. Super handsy, sees dancing as a means to sticking his tongue down your throat. The type of guy to āaccidentallyā graze your ass as he squeezes by.
Tenten: Sheās smart, sheās sensible, and sheās aware of her limitations. That doesnāt mean she doesnāt push them. Tenten appreciates a good jam, but when she watches Ino and Sakura sway to a beat, the difference in ability is obvious to her. Kudos to this girl to shine with her awkward moves, the biggest compliment to her moves is her beaming smile. Occasionally will allow Rock Lee to fling her around the dance floor for a song or two, but is happy to return to the bar.
Iruka: The MASTER of Dad Dancing. Iruka will embarrass the pants off of anybody heās with and remain completely oblivious. Itās not that Iruka thinks heās a dancing prodigy- heās just unaware that his skills are completely dismal. Still, heās a sweetheart, so you can almost forgive his adorkability.
Sai: Oh nooooo, Sai baby, Iām so sorry. He just doesnāt get it. The beat, the rhythmā¦it means nothing to him. When Sai looks at a dance floor, all he sees are people jerking their bodies while noise plays. The two things complement each other, somehow, but Sai canāt quite complete the equation. He likes to watch it, though; he finds it fascinating.
Jiraiya: In his youth, Jiraiya was spinning ladies left, right, and center. Amazing with a gal in his arms, but TERRIBLE on his own. Only Tsunade knows this, and itās a preciously guarded secret on behalf of Jiraiyaās pleading. He leaps around like a frog trying to find a lily pad, only settling when he finally finds that sweet lady heās been looking for.
Might Guy: Never passes up the opportunity to break a sweat. He doesnāt pay attention to dance moves or trends, preferring pure unadulterated power moves. His martial arts training may appear on the dance floor- when Guyās breaking it down, it looks more like a kata than dancing