#admin nine

“Hellooooo~ Is anybody home?” 

As he welcomed himself into your apartment, Baekhyun greeted the empty living room loudly, hoping that you and your boyfriend could hear him wherever you were. He placed his coat and your apartment’s spare key on the coffee table before he graciously flopped on your couch. He checked his phone as he waited for you two.

“It’s 6:10, guys! It’s time to go!” Baekhyun called out lazily, not really caring if the three of you were late or not. 

“Just a minute, Baekhyun!” You shouted from the bedroom, feeling rushed as you and Chanyeol were ten minutes late for dinner with the members. Chanyeol had finally decided it was time for you to meet the remaining members of EXO and introduce you as his girlfriend. You felt blood rush to your head in panic, feeling worried that you were already ruining their first impression of you by being late. So far only you were finished dressing for tonight’s fancy evening, while Chanyeol was still picking out an outfit.

“Y/N, do you think I should wear blue or grey tonight?” Chanyeol said, holding up two identical suits, albeit in different colors.

“Channie, it really doesn’t matter. You see them everyday remember? It’s not like you’re having dinner with my parents,” you said, teasing him about his indecisiveness. “Seriously, why do you take so long to get ready?”

“Hey, I like to look my best all the time okay?~ Plus I know you love when I’m all dressed up.” Chanyeol said with a huge grin that spread across his face, ear to ear, as he laid the suits on the bed. Chanyeol then casually walks over to you, bending over slightly to put his hands on your waist. “If you want me to hurry up so bad then come here and pick out an outfit for me.” 

“Aren’t you a little old to have someone pick out your clothes?” you giggled, “But if you insist. Hmm, I don’t know. These suits look a bit worn out, don’t ya think?” You could tell he had worn these many times, from the small stains near the collars. “How about the-”

“Y/N? CHANYEOL? WHERE’S THE TV REMOTE?” Baekhyun screeched from the living room, clearly not realizing you could hear him perfectly without the shouting. “IF YOU’RE GOING TO TAKE A WHILE I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED.”

“Jesus- FIGURE IT OUT BAEKHYUN! AND NO SCREAMING IN MY HOUSE. THESE WALLS ARE THIN,” you replied equally as loud, with a tinge of annoyance in your voice. “Okay, Yeol, let’s see what else is in your closet.” You rushed over to his designated closet. After a hurried search, all you could find were casual clothes he kept for when he stayed over. “Crap…OH. I may have something actually!” Sprinting across to your dresser, you pulled out a large, black box from the bottom cabinet. “I’ve been meaning to give this to you as a gift for when you meet my parents, but I think this will do!”

Chanyeol excitedly opened your gift, pulling out a large, sleek, and black suit. His mouth opened in shock, knowing by the high quality that this suit was slightly above your average pay check. 

“You bought this for me? Why would- where did- this is so cool, Y/N!” Putting down the box carefully and lifting up the suit, Chanyeol quickly begins to change into his gift. 

“CHAN! Don’t take your clothes off so suddenly!” You exclaim, flustered by his casual stripping. “Aww, come on Y/N~ It’s nothing you haven’t seen already, hehe~” Your boyfriend teases as he comes closer to you, giving you a gentle kiss on the nose.

“I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS,” Baekhyun interupts. “DON’T DO ANYTHING FRISKY.”

“It’s none of your bUSINESS, BAEK!”

“IF YOU ARE, USE PROTECTION!!”

“GO AWAY, BAEKYUN!” your boyfriend interjects. 

Annoyed by the interruption, Chanyeol quickly puts on his suit so he can scold his best friend. After a few minutes, you both realize a crucial mistake about your generous gift. Now standing in front of a mirror, Chanyeol realizes that the suit is. way. too. big.

“Y/N… I know that I tower over you and all, and that I am quite tall… but what were you thinking when you bought this? I’m not this tall!” Pouting about your mistake, Chanyeol stood with his arms crossed, trying his best to look angry despite his “suit paws” making him look five times more adorable. The pants went incredibly past his ankles, all the way down to the floor. 

Holding in your laughter, you try and tell him that the suit wasn’t that big. “You’re making this into a big deal, pfft… It’s, ha, not THAT big, hAHAHA.”

“Y/N, how can you look me in the eye, and say it’s not big? IT’S HUGE! Y/N! Stop laughing!” Caught in a fit of laughter, Chanyeol uses the moment and rushes over to tackle you into a playful headlock. You both begin to laugh, but the fun only lasts for a second, however. Unfortunately, he crashes into you so carelessly that you both end up colliding onto the floor, causing a booming thud to be heard by Baekhyun.

Worried, Baekhyun shouts once again to get your attention. “You guys? Are you alright?” Getting up from the couch, he creeps up to the hallway leading to your bedroom door. “You guys better not be getting crazy in there, haha.” Laughing nervously, Baekhyun put his ear to the door, listening for anything suspicious.

“How can you say it’s not big, Y/N? Huh? This thing is HUGE!”

“I didn’t know it was this big, okay? I mean I knew you were enormous, but I guess I was mistaken okay?! Now get off me.”

Hearing your giggles, Baekhyun, for the first time in a long time, was absolutely speechless. “What kind of couple would have sex while someone was next door?”, he thought. Flustered that you two were, to what he believed, actually doing the do while he was in the apartment, he decided to impulsively open the door and expose you both.

“Guys, I just told you not to not to get frisky wha- oh…uh, um… ahem.” 

Instead of finding two lovers in intimacy, he found Chanyeol sitting on top of you, ticking you into submission. Surprised by the sudden outburst, Chanyeol quickly gets off of you and focuses his attention onto Baekhyun.

“You think we were- That we? AH, UM, BAEKHYUN! If you thought we were doing it… why did you-” Chanyeol stutters, turning bright pink as each word escapes his mouth.

“YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON’T WE JUST GO TO DINNER OKAY?” Baekhyun suggests before Chanyeol can finish his sentence. Far too embarrassed to prolong this conversation, he quickly rushes out of the room. Before you can react, you hear him grab his things and exit the apartment.

“I… I can’t even process this right now.” 

“Same… Anyway, we are now twenty minutes late. Let’s go, okay?”

“Uhh, if you say so, Y/N.”

“Yeah, let’s go,” you say as you straighten out his outfit. Grabbing your things, you quickly pull down Chanyeol by his tie and give him a quick kiss on the lips and rush out the door.

“Everyone is going to make fun of me in this suit, aren’t they?”

“Absolutely.”

“And Baekhyun’s not going to be able to look at us all night, isn’t he?”

“Absolutely.”

Sorry this was kind of shit and long, I’m not good at imagines. I like reactions better lmao. Thanks for reading! Remember, requests are open so hit us up!

Mark!

Mark is everyone’s favorite awkward baby (maybe aside from Jisung and Taeil), so it’s hard to remember that hE IS 5′9″/ 174cm!!! Like holy crap!! Everyone in NCT is pretty freaking tall so he would think it’s a blessing to have someone smaller than him. Mark is the leader of NCT Dream so doting on people wouldn’t be that much of a change, other than the fact that you’re a whole foot shorter than him! He would absolutely love to give you back hugs 24/7 because he would feel like a koala. Although he wouldn’t be too into affection, if you ever gave him little neck kisses, he’d get so flushed and quickly give you a rare peck on your forehead, even if the other members were around. He’d love it when the other members talk about how cute and petite you were, and would feel ecstatic knowing how much happiness you brought to him and the group.

“Omg you’re so cute Y/N. Come here and let me hug you.”

Renjun!

He would ADORE THIS. Renjun is the mom of NCT Dream and thus loves to shower people in affection! Having a significantly shorter s/o would make him be x1000 more cuddly than he already is. Oh, you can’t reach something on a stereotypically tall shelf? Renjun will squeal and put you on his shoulders. You can’t kiss him because you can’t reach his face? He’ll shower you in kisses instead. (I’M DYING AGAIN WHY IS HE SO CUTE I CAN’T PICK A BIAS.) While being the cutest thing in the w o r l d, he would feel slightly manly whenever you needed help. Every time you asked him for help, his heart would swell with pride knowing that you could always depend on him for anything. If you didn’t like him doting on you, Renjun would refuse to stop until you became taller than him.

“If you want me to stop, you’re just going to have to drink more milk!”

Jeno!

I don’t see Jeno caring too much about your height; he would still think of you as the cutest thing ever. He’d be much more considerate not to bring too much attention to your height, just in case you were self conscious. If he learned that you couldn’t reach the tall shelves in the NCT dorm, he would move everything a shelf down or move bowls onto the counter before you visited so you wouldn’t feel embarrassed. Sometimes on dates, he would even remove the insoles of his shoes to try and match your height. You would notice of course (or am I the only one who notices sudden changes in height differences idk), but wouldn’t mention it as you were busy internally screaming about his cuteness.

“What do you mean I got shorter? I’ve always been this tall. Maybe you got taller!”

Haechan!

Y’all, let’s be real. Haechan makes fun of  e v e r y t h i n g. Those of which include your height. At first, before you started dating, he would tease you in order to get your attention. He would laugh that you had to stand up in order to see ahead of Ten, who was seated in front of you. (This boy istg he’s evil but I lovE HIM.) When he eventually found that provoking you was not the best method to win your heart, he would back off of the short jokes. Haechan would instead become your protector from those who would bully you instead. Someone was holding you pencil above your head? Donghyuck would pull it from their hands without a second thought and give it to you with a cheesy, yet adorable, smile on his face. Once you two began dating, his patience would reach its limit and the short jokes would ensue. The sass would be ever so prominent in his teasing, only this time with much more love laced within his words. That wouldn’t stop you from pinching him if things got out of hand though.

“Hey Y/N! You’re so short that you would have to stand on a chair to reach puberty. No? Okay how abou- OW OKAY I’LL STOP. You really have a SHORT temper.”

Jaemin!

Personally I don't think Jaemin would be overly affectionate or tease you for days about your height, but he would be somewhere in the middle. When he feels like cuddling, Jaemin would scoop you in his arms (or if his back was particularly hurting that day drag you by your arms) and cuddle in the dorm. He would love spooning with you, especially if you wrap your tiny feet around his. If he was feeling playful that day, he might sneak up from behind you and lean his arm on your head, much to your displeasure. But if anyone besides him ever tried to make fun of your height, *cough* HAECHAN *cough* Jaemin would make it clear that only he could make fun of you in anyway. Being the Taller One™ in the relationship would definitely encourage him to be more outspoken, especially when it came to defending you.

"Hey come on guys, that's not cool. Only I can make fun of Y/N's height! Maybe if you got a s/o, you could tease them too~"

Chenle!

Chenle isn’t exactly the tallest person in NCT, so he’ll use all the leverage he can get. That’s why whenever you’re around, he’ll make sure to stand next to you the whole time. He likes the sense of feeling taller than someone, making him feel somewhat manly. Whenever you’re not looking, he’ll sneakily measure how tall you are compared to him with a coy smile on his face. When you two are dating, his little obsession would slowly fade away, now that he’s around you much more often. Instead of worrying about his height, he’d worry much more on how to impress you in new ways. He’d learn new Korean phrases from Renjun in order to compliment you about your height, trying to make you feel less self conscious. Sometimes he would mess up his wording, and accidently insult you instead. You knew of course that he was only trying to be sweet, but would still pretend to be hurt until he apologized with kisses and food.

“Wow Y/N! You don’t even look all that short today. Have you grown tal- OH MY GOD WAIT DID THAT SOUND INSULTING? I’M SORRY!”

Jisung!

If he was around the members, Jisung would be EXTREMELY flustered whenever he stood next to you. Not because he was embarrassed of you, of course, but because he was embarrassed of NCT’s constant cooing over how cute your height difference was. It was practically a whole foot! Maybe even a bit more!! You would love to tease him whenever he was like this, whether it was holding his hand or giving him small pecks on the cheek (if you could somehow manage to reach him). Once you did any of these things, his face would turn as red as a FIRETRUCK (I’ll take myself and my NCT jokes with me and leave). If you two were alone though, I would see Jisung absolutely adoring your height difference. He would love to give you piggy-back rides around the dorm and resting his chin on your head during cuddles. (HE’S SUCH A CUTIE PLEASE PROTECT HIM)

“Y/N?! Can’t you hug me later?? The hyungs are going to tease me all week~”