#admin beans

inspired by @pastelbear12​ @silentexplorer18​ and @f33itan​ expanding on feitan’s expertise with cooking and dealing with you in the kitchen

happy valentines day!

- He’s so good at cooking! Fei can make just about anything (it just so happens that his favorite thing to make is your favorite foods... totally not a coincidence)

- Does he need a stool to reach the higher shelves? yes of course not!

- It doesn’t matter if you have little to no experience cooking or you’re extremely talented, you always leave the kitchen knowing more than you did.

- Mistakes are ok!! He doesn’t mind (that much) and always finds a way to fix it.

- He also thinks you’re really cute when you’re focused and ready to learn. 

- Feitan gets a little worried when you’re cooking by yourself. He doesn’t want you to hurt yourself and he gets a little pouty when you do because he really enjoys cooking with you.

- If you ever ask him to do something, he’ll gladly come over and help you out :)

- All in all, cooking with him is a really fun experience and he loves cooking with you because it’s one of the easiest ways for him to show affection.

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“Do I do it like this, Fei?” The onion you were currently cutting looked a little worse for wear, but you knew your partner could fix it. Feitan looked over and briskly walked to your side. 

“No y/n, you need to hold the knife like this and cut it as straight as you can.”

He demonstrates by wrapping his uncharacteristically soft hand around yours and guided your movements to cut the onion the way you should. You looked over at your lover and you could swear there was a small blush on his face. You smiled and kissed his cheek in gratitude.

a/n: nsfw under the cut!

a/n: stay safe too hun :)), the reader is g/n in this one!

warning: implied nsfw

  On a cold autumn night like this, one would need all the warmth they could get. As the cold, harsh wind surged outside, a seemingly unsuspicious man was rifling through the coat rack in the foyer of his apartment, looking for the coat he always wore. The man let out an irritated sigh and ran his hand through his hair, looking in the direction of his bedroom. 

  Had you put it in the wash and neglected to tell him? He had to leave soon to get to an important meeting, but he couldn’t leave without the well-worn jacket.

  As the well-dressed man tidied up the coat rack, he thought of your uncanny ability to find anything in the house that’s been misplaced; although in fairness, you knew his habits and the layout of the apartment like the back of your hand. If you weren’t sleeping soundly in the other room, he would have no qualms in asking you to help look for it. Coincidentally, there was the bedroom closet he had yet to look through. If he ‘accidentally’ woke you up by being too loud, he could just kindly ask you to help look for it after he quelled your grumpiness with a few kisses. The walk to the bedroom was short, and as the man reached for the doorknob, he raised an eyebrow at the light shining through the space between the door and ground. 

  Slowly opening the door, he was met with the room covered in light red lighting, an unkempt bed, and you sitting cross-legged wearing his favorite lingerie set topped off with the jacket he always wore.

    “Took you long enough Chrollo.” 

  Chrollo scoffed and walked through the doorway, careful to shut the door behind him. “You look absolutely lovely darling, but I have to get to a meeting, and I need my coat before I can go.”

  With a smirk, you nonchalantly uncrossed your legs and spread them wide while looking at him with a sultry expression. “I know you have to go, but I think the meeting can wait until another time.”

  Chrollo grinned and walked towards you until he loomed over your body. He gently pushed you onto the bed. Once your back was fully flush against the bedsheets, he crawled over you and tilted your chin up so he could take your soft lips into his.

a/n: hi mia!! sorry for getting to this so late! 

- Phinks isn’t an affectionate man. As someone who has been on his own for the majority of his life, he isn’t used to comfort in any degree.

- When you come into his life, Phinks will get standoffish at first, but that’s only because no one besides the members of the Troupe hasn’t given him the time of day. He’s confused, and it’s best that he seeks you out if he wants your love.

- The relationship dynamic changes rather quickly. At first he wants almost nothing to do with you; but seemingly overnight his mood shifts and he’s found that losing himself in your warm embrace is what he’s been waiting for for his whole life.

- There are few things that make him relax, and any kind of attention you give him makes his stress melt off his back. He always comes crawling back to you after a long mission. Soon enough, he starts to miss you terribly and constantly yearns for you when the two of you are apart; much to his dismay.

- Phinks understands that at one point you’ll discover his affiliation with the troupe, and a target is will instantly be carved onto your back. There are countless nights where he lies awake, listening to your even breathing while he estimates how much time he has left with you.

- He hates himself for not being strong enough to leave you. He knows he should leave under the quiet cover that night brings, never to return. Nonetheless, Phinks finds himself protectively curled around you almost every morning. He keeps on promising himself that next time he will leave, but he knows he can’t.

warning: yandere behavior

- Illumi loves you, just like he loves his family. 

- Neither of you wanted to get married to each other in the first place, but the more time spent with one another was enough to fall madly in love with you.

- He thought that you felt the same way; until you thought you trusted him enough to tell him that you had a secret lover and only expected your marriage to be built on respect and boundaries.

- Illumi’s reeling. For the first time in a very long time, he’s deeply hurt. Unfortunately, this only makes his desire for you stronger.

- Illumi knows that he needs to get rid of your lover in the most human way possible with his interference: implanting a needle into your lover’s brain and manipulating them to cut ties with you.

- It takes months of careful planning for his scheme to bear fruit.

- At one point, you finally confide in him that your lover has been pulling away from you, and this is where he swoops in to give you some advice.

- Illumi gives you advice to break it off; providing you with a window to make that choice for yourself before he makes it for you.

he’s so hot

warning: yandere tendencies (silva’s possessive asf) and threats of hitting

- He’s PISSED. He made you read and sign a contract that outlined what being his mistress would entail, and there’s definitely a loyalty clause in it.

- The situation could escalate two ways: the first way being Silva severely punishing you; and the second way is him terminating the contract he has you under, all your secret lovers, and yourself to keep his infidelity a secret.

- Luckily, he’s feeling merciful.

- He quietly scared your lovers away as an attempt to get you to stop your antics, but he never expected you to keep having more. Silva gets angrier the more he has to scare your inferior lovers away.

- When Silva finally arrives to your apartment, he’s at his most furious. On top of him having to deal with you, some complications arose from his last mission. He wants nothing more than to take all his stress out on you, but he has to make sure you’ll never do something like this again.

- This man is incredibly possessive of you, and the thought of other men touching you irks him more than he’d like to admit. 

- When you answer the door, Silva grabs you by the arm and practically throws you onto the floor; practically yelling that he knows about your breach of contract. He won’t hesitate to let his aura loose and get in your face, demanding an explanation. 

- He does threaten to raise a hand at you until you’ve curled in on yourself. 

- At that point, Silva pulls out a file that you didn’t notice before and he unceremoniously throws it to you. When you look at the contents, you see that there’s a small packet filled with your friends and family members’ addresses and names. If you weren’t crying before, you were now.

- “ If you keep it up little one, I’m going to kill everyone on that list. Is it really worth it, (y/n)?”

- Soon enough, you’re grasping at his legs sobbing out apologies. Silva relishes in your sweet words, and draws it out as much as he can. 

- There’s always been something about holding you. Nobu just has to hold you every chance he gets.

- It might be because of the danger he possesses with his affiliation to the spiders, or it may be that he always thinks that this is the last time he’ll be able to fully embrace you. Nobunaga doesn’t know why we craves your touch more than air itself, but you never say no to his gorgeous face as he reaches out to you from the sofa he’s lounging on. 

- The most euphoric moments in your relationship (entirely his opinion), is the mornings. He wakes up before you to find your hair has been mussed up from sleep, and in some way or another, at least one of your limbs are touching his. When you start to wake, he gives you the sweetest kiss he can muster to say good morning and nestles himself into your arms. 

- If he’s persuasive enough, the two of you forgo all responsibilities for the day and spend some much needed time relaxing with each other. 

- When the two of you are wrapped around each other, Nobunaga tends to tell you stories about his most recent mission. He laughs as he recounts how Uvogin almost got them killed (again).

K = Kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? where do they like to be kissed?)

  Feitan’s kisses are soft and quick. If you were anyone else, you wouldn’t know that the kiss even happened, but you do. You’ll always give him a genuine smile and if he’ll let you, you’ll kiss him on the cheek.

  He likes to kiss you on your temple. In his mind, it’s the most intimate act one can do in a relationship, and he loves it when you do it too.

M = Morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

  Your lover isn’t a morning person. He much prefers to stay awake and sleep when the sun comes up, but that’s when he isn’t with you. Feitan wakes up to the smell of your cooking, and when he comes down to the kitchen he finds you dressed in one of his shirts and some sweatpants, humming. 

  He loves starting the day that way.

W = Whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

  Feitan says to himself that he would be fine with losing you, but everyone else knows that you complete him.

X = Xtra (a random headcanon for them.)