#adleration

5.  Irene Adler will have none of your stereotypes for anything: “Oh sex workers don’t enjoy their jobs? That’s interesting.” “Is your sexuality meant to define who you have feelings for? OOps” “A woman can’t best the big boys? That’s nice.” “Loving someone is a disadvantage? Must have missed that memo while my life was being saved.” “Female characters can’t be vulnerable AND in control? Well, no one told me.

4. She’s actually got a mad rad sense of humor: “make sure he doesn’t choke on his own vomit makes for a very unattractive corpse” and there’s the whole “Who’s after you?” “People who want to kill me” “Whose that?” “Killers” Like she set her orgasm as Sherlock’s text alert literally for the loz. Her username on twitter is ‘the whiphand’ and her masthead is ‘know when you are beaten’. Just appreciate those puns for a second cos she came up with them

3. She’s hella clever and 2 steps ahead of everyone: she legit decides to be naked cos she knows if she is sherlock’s deduction powers are 100% neutralized and then there’s her whole two codes system for everything. Just watch the scene where Mycroft is trying to find a way into her phone. She’s thought of everything. Yeah she had Jim’s help. But only his help, he didn’t do it for her and she collected all the info in the first place.   

2. She’s a hella capable brave badass warrior tbh: like not just physically with her fighting skills and shit. But she called Jim Moriarty up real casually like ‘yoooo i’ve got this stuff and you’re gonna help me’ JIM MORIARTY!! And then there’s that moment where she thinks she’s gonna die so she sends Sherlock a goodbye and kneels to take her death like a viking like holy mac and cheese she’s just so next level.

1. ALL VERSIONS OF IRENE ADLER ARE JUST SO COOL COS LITERALLY THE POINT OF HER CHARACTER WAS TO JUST COME INTO HOLMES’ LIFE AND BE BAMF LIKE ‘LOL NAH BRO YOU AIN’T AS GREAT AS YOU MAKE’ AND LEAVE HIM ABSOLUTELY SMITTEN AND HUMAN IN HER WAKE