i'm always a sucker for fahc jackeoff where they're Both Trans(tm)??? so that but also jack brought a cat home from a heist and they find out (the hard way) that geoff is allergic to cats
this was such a great prompt and it’s not outright stated but honestly this is me you can pretty much assume all characters are trans
“I swear to fucking God, Geoffrey Lazer Ramsey,” Jack warned, turning to face him. “If you sneeze and wake me up one more fucking time at--” She paused to stare at the blinking alarm clock on the night stand. “Three-thirty in the morning, I’m not going to be held accountable for my actions.” She waited a beat, glaring at Geoff, before saying, “And that’s a promise, not a threat.”
Geoff pouted at her, crossing his arms in front of his chest. He resisted the urge to scratch at the red bumps littering his skin as he huffed out a breath.
“It’s not my fault.” He argued. “Don’t you think I’d like some rest, too? I have a meeting with our new arms dealer in about five hours and I need my beauty sleep.”
Jack snorted.
“Trust me,” She pursed her lips and looked him up and down. “you can’t afford how much beauty sleep you’re gonna need.”
Geoff scowled.
“Alright, asshole, real funny.” He broke, itching at the irritated skin. “It’s that damn cat you brought home! I think I’m allergic.” As if to emphasize his point, he sneezed again and groaned.
“Lily hasn’t done a thing wrong in her life.”
“Lily is a fucking menace that’s making it impossible to breathe.” Geoff glanced down at Jack’s pillow, where the kitten in question was sleeping peacefully, purring in Jack’s ear softly. “I think we should get r--”
“Geoff, I love you. You know I love you. But if you even finish that thought, you won’t have to worry about meeting anybody tomorrow because I’m going to kill you myself.” She raised a hand to stroke between Lily’s ears. The kitten nuzzled closer. “I’ve already formed a more meaningful bond with this cat than you and I could ever hope to achieve.”
Geoff sighed in defeat. He glanced at the two of them cuddled together and melted a bit at the sight. Well, she was a cute cat.
“I guess I’ll talk to Caleb about allergy shots.”
