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If you didnât know already, I fucking love lists
Most Finkels are still in Germany to this date, but the Grimoire-bearing line moved to the US in the 60s, and this list is all about them and good god are there a lot of them.
The list & all the notes are in Finnish; itâs not like I have any followers who donât understand Finnish, so whatever ahahah. This is a super boring list anyway, so the only people who will probably enjoy this are @krysanteemiâ and @kinuskikakkuâ.
TĂ€mĂ€ tuskin on kĂ€tevin tapa listata populaa mutta come on minĂ€ teen mitĂ€ teen. Bâ) Valtaosa nĂ€istĂ€ tuskin koskaan tulee relevantiksi juonen kannalta mutta onpahan tiedossa jenkki-Finkelien tĂ€mĂ€nhetkinen mÀÀrĂ€ kuitenkin.
Ernst Rosenberg (51)
- Puoliso Karen Brant (50) (sekerimpir)
- Lapset Brendan (18), Giselle (17) (molemmat Karenin; sekerimpireitÀ)
--> potkittu pois suvusta sekÀ suuntautumisen ettÀ puolison ja tÀmÀn lasten lajin takia
--> Perheen nykyinen asuinpaikka: Alexandria, Minnesota
Johan Finkel (24)
- Ex-puoliso Franziska von Weisswald (22)
- Lapsi Valentin von Weisswald (2)
--> Franziska ja Valentin muuttivat eron jÀlkeen takaisin sukunsa luo Saksaan
--> Johanin nykyinen asuinpaikka: Brookhaven, Georgia
30: Are you straight, bi, gay, asexual or pansexual?
Important answers under the cut! And since not all characters can answer truthfully (because theyâre not sure yet, theyâre afraid or in denial, donât know the correct terms, etc), Iâll include their canon orientations in parentheses as well. = v =
Liese: âUh straight, of course! What else could I be?! Iâm a good person!â(heterosexual/biromantic)
Aamu: âAce is the place, haha!â(Asexual/homoromantic)
Adelbrecht: âHmph, why are you even asking? I have been happily married to my wife for 40 years. Should be obvious.â(heterosexual/heteroromantic)
Dahlia: âOh I donât know. I havenât really thought about it much. Cute people are cute, no matter what!â(undecided until I know her character better strong pan vibes tho)
Eleanora: âPretty damn gayâą. Not that itâs your business in the first place.â(homosexual/homoromantic)
Fifi: *loud bark*
Heather:Â âUm, I guess I like boys?â(undecided until I know her character better)
Jamie:Â âStraight, I guess. Itâs not like Iâm checking out hot dudes or anything.â(pansexual/heteroromantic)
Johan:Â âStraight, like every man should be.â(heterosexual/heteroromantic)
Karin: âUgh, do I have any options, really? I mean, Iâm most definitely not a filthy faggot, but I seriously have never been that interested in men, either⊠Didnât really stop my father from arranging this shitty marriage deal for me, though.â(asexual/aromantic)
Michael: âPersonally, I uh⊠I might, um, you know, I mean, I donât think gender matters that much? But I really donât want to talk about it.â(bisexual/biromantic)
Nicole:Â âHm, who knows?â(undecided until I know her character better)
Niels: âStraight! I think? Iâm⊠still figuring that out.â(like he said, heâs still figuring it out)
Nur:Â âTo be frank, I donât care.â(asexual/biromantic)
Priscilla:Â âPansexual, I think?â(pansexual/panromantic)
Ursula:Â âSuper gay for my wife! Hehe!â(homosexual/biromantic)
Valeria: âI⊠I⊠ Iâm⊠I know itâs okay, but I still donât like saying it out loud. I donât want anyone to know that Iâm still not⊠âcuredâ.â(homosexual/homoromantic)
Vance:Â âDude what the fuck? Itâs not like I have time to think about this shit.â(bisexual/aromantic)
Verna:Â âI have only been with guys so far, but honestly? I donât think gender matters at all!â(pansexual/panromantic)
Zacharias:Â âAhaha, just a boring olâ straight dude here.â(heterosexual/heteroromantic)
1. Say, have you been naughty or nice?- Now this is just silly. This is something youâre supposed to ask of children, as adults already know itâs never so black and white, right?
7. Are you getting anything to anyone?- Yes, I am getting something for my children and their families, and for my wife as well. I still havenât heard back from everyone about what they want or need, but SIlvia asked for a certain book and I promised to get her that. Maybe a new necklace, too; she likes necklaces.
16. What do you absolutely dislike the most about the Christmas season?- The rush and commercialism. Call me old-fashioned, but I believe Christmas should be spent in peace with your family and loved ones. Itâs not about who gets the best presents or whose house is the prettiest, hmph.
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Adelene
11. Who will you spend the next Christmas with?- I know Father would like to have us, but I promised Mike we would visit his parents this year! Itâs been a few years since weâve done that, so Iâm sure itâs going to be fun.
12. What would you like that your true love gave to you?- I donât know, I donât write long wishlists to Santa anymore, so Iâm usually happy with whatever Mike comes up with! Heâs really great at picking presents and usually knows/remembers what I want better than I do⊠He is the best Christmas present I could ever ask for! Yeah, sappy, I know.
19. Do you have any special Yuletide traditions?- Me and Mike? Not really, but some things I used to do with my family when I was little stuck with me till this day. Like uh, we exchange and open presents on Christmas Eve, not on Christmas Day. Thatâs more common in Europe, I think? Oh, and actually, I and Mike also have this homemade Advent Calendar we fill with small gifts every year - I do twelve slots and Mike does the other 12. Usually the gifts are just candy or bags of tea, or paper slips with funny quotes, et cetera, but itâs fun nonetheless!
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Johan
6. What makes you feel the most independent during the Yuletide Season?- What does this even mean? Well, thinking about how I donât have to spend time with my idiot family makes me feel pretty fucking independent I guess?
7. Are you getting anything to anyone?- Nah, I donât think so. I donât think they want me to participate in the traditional oh-so-wonderful family Christmas party anyway, so Iâll just spend Christmas alone. It might be nice to get something for Valeria, but she lives pretty far away and I donât even know her address.
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Priscilla
1. Say, have you been naughty or nice?- Hey, I am plenty nice! I guess itâs a little⊠subjective, though.
3. Your best Christmas memory.- Now, Christmas has never meant much to me. I mean, I was a typical rich kid; the only child of extremely wealthy parents who didnât know what their child needed most of the time. I could ask for anything I wanted for Christmas and get it, so presents never were much of a catch for me. Once I grew up, I learned to appreciate some aspects of Christmas, of course, but there arenât many that special memories especially tied to Christmas.
Something nice did happen very close to Christmas five years ago, though! I had been thinking about getting a kitten and contacted an acquaintance who is a breeder. She said she had just sold the last of her current litter and wouldnât have new kittens for a year or so. A few days passed and she called me again, saying that one buyer had actually changed their mind, so she had a kitten for me after all! Thatâs how I got my Turkish Van, Spring Roll. She was so cute back then (and still is) and I was so happy to have her!
8. What do you absolutely like the most about the Christmas season?- All the lights and decorations that really light up the city and everyoneâs houses! Even if Christmas isnât a very important holiday to me personally, seeing all those beautiful lights always fills me with joy.
18. Would you join a Secret Santa jumble at your work place?- Well, sure if I actually had an actual âwork placeâ. I currently work with three people in secret and donât have much of a job outside of all that, so it wouldnât be a very interesting Secret Santa, I think.
21. Winter night or winter day?- Dark winter nights are the best! Especially when all the Christmas lights are on, as I mentioned earlier.
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Ursula
1. Say, have you been naughty or nice?- Umm, Iâm pretty sure Iâm on the nice list. At least Iâm trying my best!
7. Are you getting anything to anyone?- Yeah, Iâll get something for my parents and a couple of friends, and of course Iâm going to shower my wife with gifts too! Iâm definitely getting her those shoes she had her eyes on last week, but Iâm not sure what else to get, yetâŠ
12. What would you like that your true love gave to you?- I just want to spend some quality time with her! Maybe we could go on a vacation, to some kind of a luxury spa or something. I have always wanted to go.
25. Jesus vs. Santa- Pff, what kind of a question is this? Iâm going to have to go with Santa, though. He brings everyone presents, after all Iâm sure Jesus is cool too, though.
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Jamie
2. Wait, do you even LIKE Christmas?- Well I guess I do. Like, obviously it doesnât feel as magical and miraculous anymore, but thereâs nothing wrong with Christmas, so uh.
8. What do you absolutely like the most about the Christmas season?- I dunno, like, the foodâs good? And somehow I kinda like seeing people run around with their errands and Christmas shopping. That kind of hustle is fun, especially when I donât have to partake in it.
24. What do you want for Christmas this year?- A car! Like no kidding, Dad still hasnât bought one for me. He lets me use his but itâs not the same! I want one that I can use whenever I want.