Considering that it’s seems like the Adelaide GP is coming no matter how many angry emails I send I have decided to write a list of fun things the MotoGP riders can do when they come to this state for PR
1. Try and work out the double roundabout of doom in peak hour
2. Try and merge lanes in peak hour or really any hour
3. Ride the O-Bahn (with all the love in the world a lot of these guys would get excited about a bus that turns into a train not naming names but Pecco)
4. Attempt to take a car on O-Bahn tracks (results may vary)
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5. Maybe going to the beach… as along as that toxic algal bloom is gone… which it mostly likely won’t be… so maybe don’t go to the beach…
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Okay I am officially out of ideas














