The Messy Turtle

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

cunt levels off the charts

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

#kneadless comment

YES

also technology breaks at random, and sometimes you just suddenly feel a thousand years old

Holidays are unusual but important and have very specific rites attached

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

Guess who’s reblogging turble again

Guess who's smiling about somebody reblogging turble again :3

Ok, fuck, I’ll try falling in love with myself first. Ughhhhhhh

I need my weird alone time or I will explode