i'm the one who sent the 'it's in bad taste' anon (which i see you didn't feel inclined to answer), and if you don't believe it's in bad taste, then might i suggest running it past your more level-headed friends? i can see one of them is there badmouthing *everyone* who doesn't agree with you (and, hey, we all need a cheerleader!), but someone a little more distant might give you a more balanced perspective.
hey, say what you like about me but i would really appreciate it if you didnt insult my friends in any manner - all some of them have been doing is trying to defend me in the wake of all this racist nonsense. its a really low blow.
this has been run past all my friends from my server, and they donāt have a problem with what i said. nor does a good handful of people who have messaged me here on tumblr or replied to me that arenāt close friends.
it isnt so much the accusation of poor taste that gripes me, but the idea that people would rather try and keeping messaging me about doing something bad rather than idk⦠calling out actual stuff that goes on. as skeevy as you think my comment was, it was harmless.Ā
but like i said, you dont have to support me. if you think its in poor taste, thereās nothing i can do about that - im not sure what else you expect me to say?
edit: hereās a fun idea: if you think my comment was in poor taste reply below. and if you dont, also reply.
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This is my Secret Santa gift for @adeerli as part of the @voltron-ss ! You were very vague with your requests, but when I checked your blog, I got the feeling youād appreciate some Allurance. I hope I was able to do the pair justice, and that you enjoy this and all the gifts you receive this holiday! ā”
Frightened away from milk after learning about its āstrange origins,ā Allura and Coran swear off milkshakes for good. But Lance canāt bear to see his precious princess denied the creamy goodness of her favorite cold treat, and heās determined to find a solution. In a castle full of magical weapons and alien technology, how hard could it be to find a decent milk substituteā¦?
Allura arrived at the castleās kitchen unsure of what to expect. Sheād received an invitation delivered by the mice, but there was no indication of who had sent it. Her first thought was Pidge, but no, she was busy spending time with her brother. Considering the location, her second thought was Hunk, but he was busy helping Coran repair some of the communication lines at the helm. Shiro, meanwhile, had requested use of the training room for the whole morning. That only leftā¦
āPrincess! You made it!ā
Lanceās voice called across the kitchen before Allura had even made it through the door. The mice scrambled around her feet and climbed up onto the counter, already beginning to inspect the ingredients that were laid out. Allura looked first at lance, and then at the array of items heād gathered.
āā¦Lance? Whatās going on? Do you require my assistance with something?ā
āI will need your assistance-ā Lance began, grinning and holding up one of the cups, ā-drinking the milkshakes that weāre gonna make!ā
Allura was ready to turn around and leave immediately, but the sight of one of the mice climbing over the top of the open blender while the others played with the buttons distracted her. She swooped in and plucked the wandering mouse off the top of the blender before the other could find the āonā button and send the blades spinning. āI-Iā¦ā she began, re-placing the lid, āā¦have no interest in milkshakes, thank you. Weāve been through this already, and nothing youāve said thus far has convinced me-ā
āHear me out this time!ā Lance interrupted, scooping up the other three mice and letting them climb onto his shoulder. āThe reason I asked you to help me is so that you could see how itās made. If you donāt want to drink Kalteneckerās milk, weāll just have to make it out of something else. And Hunk showed me-ā
Lance stopped to pick up the large sack that was sitting beside the counter. It was obviously heavier than heād expected, the way he struggled and heaved, finally shoving it onto the countertop and stopping to catch his breath.
ā-th-this⦠ughā¦ā
Allura stepped forward and untied the top of the bag. She peered inside, almost afraid of what sheād find, but her eyes lit up as she caught sight of the familiar contents.
āTalaxian drupe nuts! Where did you get these?ā
āThey were given to us as a gift when we rescued the Medachi people from the Galra,ā Lance replied. āHunk said that theyāre similar to nuts we have back on Earth. When people on Earth canāt drink cowās milk, they go for a substitute like coconut milk or soy milk, orā¦ā His voice began to trail off, and he shook his head. āAnyway, I thought that if we found another way to make milk, you and Coran could enjoy milkshakes again. Hunk left me with a recipe. How about it? Do you wanna try?ā
Allura looked back and forth between the nuts and Lance for a few seconds, not sure what to focus on. āLance, you⦠you didnāt have to go to all this trouble.ā
āWhat trouble? We already had the nuts on hand. Plus, one of my little sisters was lactose intolerant. I know how tough it is to watch people enjoy things like milkshakes and ice cream while you get left out. I want to do this for you.ā
The sincerity of his words took Allura by surprise. She allowed herself to smile, feeling her cheeks heat up a little. āā¦thank you, Lance. Perhaps I will try this new type of milk. Iām curious to see how you can transform those nuts into a drink, after all.ā
Lance broke into a big smile and started rolling up his sleeves. āThen what are we waiting for?! Letās get started! You measure out two cups of water, and Iāll-ā
āCups?ā
āEr⦠I think that would be about thirty Altean nonons. Just go with that.ā Lance waved one hand as he fumbled through the cabinets. āHunk left some nuts to soak overnight for me, so Iāll get those.ā
Allura frowned and looked down at the dry bag of nuts, still having trouble imagining them as a drink. Still, she measured out the correct amount of water and set it aside. Lance returned with a bowl of nuts and started pouring them into the blender. They looked far different from the ones in the bag, having been shelled and soaked long enough that the brown outer film was starting to break away. Lance made a motion to the cup of water, and Allura nodded, pouring it in over the top of the nuts.
āNow we need to blend this together, and-ā Lance started, and the mice responded by dashing across the counter to the base of the blender. The big one examined the set of buttons, his eyes lighting up as he saw the big, red one. He punched it and the blender whirred to life- sending water and soggy bits of drupe nuts flying around the kitchen. Allura gasped and Lance let out a shriek before reaching fo the machine, coughing ā-t-turn it off, turn it off!ā
Another mouse found its way to the buttons and hit the power button again. The noise stopped and the room calmed down enough that they could observe the mess it had made.
The weight of the nuts had kept most of the large parts in the bottom of the blender. However, tiny bits of Talaxian drupe nuts had flown as far as the water had, landing all over the counter, the floor, the wall⦠and, of course, the two cooks.
All of the mice came forward, bowing apologetically. āThey say theyāre very sorry,ā Allura translated. āTheyāll wait for all the instructions next time before pressing any buttons.ā
Lance laughed and reached his hand down so that the mice could scurry up his arm. āDonāt worry about it, little buddies. Who among us can resist a big, fancy array of buttons when itās right in front of us?ā
The mice squeaked happily in response, settling on his shoulder. Allura put a hand over her mouth to hide her smile as she watched them, but Lance was perceptive, and she knew she couldnāt keep her expression from him. He looked over at her and his expression changed as though heād noticed something odd. She removed her hand to ask him what was wrong, but before she could get a word out, heād stepped closer and reached a hand out toward her.
āLance?ā
āSorry, youāve got a little-ā Lance began, but cut off as he pulled a little piece of drupe nut out of her hair and held it up for her to see. ā-there.ā
āOh! Thank you.ā Alluraās smile returned, and she herself noticed how many pieces had lodged themselves in Lanceās hair. Surely she hadnāt gotten off so easily. āIs that it?ā
āYeah, I donāt see anymore. Why?ā
āJust because you have so manyā¦ā Allura began and let her voice trail off as she decided to return the favor instead. She closed the gap between them and started picking pieces of the chopped nuts out of Lanceās hair one by one. Once finished, she ran her free hand through his hair to make sure there was nothing sheād missed. It was strange; while human hair looked similar to that of Alteans, the texture was completely different. Human hair was so much smoother and softer, the strands flowing individually rather than together. Lanceās hair always shined brighter than the other paladinsā, and while Allura chalked it up the genetic variation, a comment from Pidge about Lanceās ābeauty routineā made her wonder just how much effort he put into caring for it⦠Caught up in her thoughts, she forgot about her surroundings until she heard a hoarse squeaking sound and stepped back. āWas that one of the mice?ā
Lanceās face had turned a bright shade of red, and he stammered his answer. āY-yeah, sorry. The mice.ā
A couple of the mice snickered to themselves, but if they had any disagreements, they didnāt voice them to Allura.
āH-here. We didnāt lose too many of the nuts, so we can replace the water and start over.ā Lance got back to work with the ingredients immediately, not looking at Allura at all. She wondered if maybe sheād offended him by touching his precious hair and began to apologize.
āIām sorry if I messed up your hair. I didnāt mean to cause any trouble to your, uh, beauty routine.ā
āMy what?ā Lance looked up, the red in his cheeks disappearing. āWho calls it that? Have you been talking to Pidge again? Tell her that my personal hygiene is perfectly normal and that sheās the slob who canāt be bothered to take a shower more than once a week-!ā He cut himself off and shook his head. āI mean, donāt worry about it. You didnāt mess up my hair. I was just surprised that you touched me, is all. It was⦠kinda nice.ā
Allura let out a sigh of relief. āThank goodness. Please do tell me if I overstep my boundaries.ā
āWith you, Princess? I have no boundaries.ā Lance grinned at her and winked, though when she didnāt respond, he blushed again and started to stammer. āEr, I mean⦠yes, I will. You do the same, okay? And, uh, while Iām working with the blender, why donāt you and the mice go get the cheesecloth that Hunk keeps in the corner cabinet. Weāll use it to strain the mixture once itās blended.ā
At the word ācheese,ā the mice perked up and dashed down Lanceās arm and onto the counter. Allura followed them, but she stopped momentarily and turned back to Lance to get one more comment in before he started up the blender.
āThank you again for all this. It means a lot that youād go to all this trouble just for me to have milkshakes again.ā
āWell, itās not a milkshake yet. Weāve still got some work to do. But⦠of course, Princess. You know Iād do anything for you.ā
The last part sounded like one of those grandiose promises that he wouldāve made in one of his ācharmingā monologues that so annoyed her. But this time heād said it so casually and matter-of-factly that⦠well, Allura couldnāt help but believe him.
YOOO i claimed a third artwork after the first two (#31), how should i go about adding that to my sign-up?
wow just saw we never got back to you on this! if you donāt end up seeing this ask as itās been a couple days, nbd weāll figure it out and sort it. although if you want you could submit another writer sign up form and in one of the blank boxes be like (hey p.s. iāve already signed up, just claiming another. my three artworks are x, y, and z)
Name: hallie ā Age: 22 ā Meaning behind tumblr url: tbh i kinda just put myself on letter shuffle and looked for something i thought was pretty ā Hobbies/Interests: writing+video gaming! ā Why you follow me: pretty art + fenris! i got into da late and finding so much love for fenris is just š«šš½ maker bless you :') ā Random fact about yourself: i'm an ace who's way too into fictional romance ā Question for me: I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE BISCUIT THING IS ABOUT, also fav fenris quote?
its true, fenris is amazing ;; heās the sole reason im still here tbh. and eyyy! i feel u man. im ace as fuck but i live and breathe writing smut like?? as long as it doesnāt involve me weāre good
THE BISCUIT THING! ive touched on it before. so like, hereās the thing. i swear. i swear. i read a thing when i was kinda new to the fandom (those who have been around me for a long time know this wasnt my first url) that talked about fenris eating a biscult. SIMPLE AS THAT. idk if it was...an american biscuit but my little british brain was like yea. fuckinnn jammie dodger thatās so cute??? so it just kind of happened. fenris loves biscuits its now canon.
fave fenris quote! mmmm man theres a lotta lines i love. picking anything from his romance lines is cheesy but i love them. also special mention toĀ āah hawke stepped in the poopyā andĀ āfish, fish, and more fish. pfaugh.āĀ
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