#addisons au

I've been wanting to draw these au's for some time now, glad I finally got to it.

I wrote this whole thing once already and tumblr deleted it so! Fuck me i guess! Sorry if this is less detailed 😔 

Anyways it’s orange! I try to do each of them justice but every time i look at him my brain goes ‘hee hoo funny little man’ so prepare for this one to be a little shitposty- Maybe more shitposty than spamton honestly. Don’t have a name for orange yet either so i’ll come back to that.

Orange Goner_Addison

-The deal-

Okay so, I have a lot of thoughts on Orange, mainly that he is just... an absolute himbo. Complete dumbass (affectionate). The thing is, he’s still REALLY good at advertising because people (read: me) just love the heck out of him. He has one (1) braincell and it is used exclusively for sales, so when a mysterious stranger calls telling him he can get Orange ANYTHING he could ever want, for just a favor??? Absolutely sign him up, let him check those terms and conditions and he is all for it!

My other thought on Orange though, is that he is, inwardly, extremely observant. So he realizes he’s walking into a sketchy situation, but decides to ride it out anywhere and see where it takes him- abandoning ship if it starts going south. 

-The rise-

I don’t think Orange would ask [Him] for anything specific actually. I think he would kind of test the waters, see what [He] can actually do for him- and set up everything in a way where he can basically leave at any time until he fully agrees to [His] deal. It starts off slow, with [Him] giving Orange a piece of advice that boosts his sales exponentially in a week. A good start for sure, but not enough to fully sell him. However, as the months go on, [He] starts to get him things that he could never have arranged on his own- Like interviews with top fashion designers such as the Swatchlings or even Swatch himself, or sponsorship deals with crafting companies who want to enable his creative clothing designs. This is when Orange finally decides that [He] is worth trusting in, and immediately he starts to help out [Him] however he can as a repayment for waiting so long. 

The problem with this slow and gradual increase is that none of the other addisons notice that something is wrong. Orange was always the best at picking up small things like nonverbal cues when something was up with the others, so with him distracted, no one notices anything is wrong until it’s far too late. In fact, the other addisons are overjoyed! If anyone was going to make it big, they always figured it would be either Pink or Orange, so it doesn’t seem unusual- not to mention, Orange is more prosperous, has more time for is passions, and generally just happier than he’s ever been before!  Unfortunately, that just makes it much worse when one of them finally realizes that something is very, very wrong.

-The fall-

It’s hard to even call it a fall, really. It’s like riding a water slide, but there’s no water in the pool. You’re having an amazing time, but before you even get the chance to look down, you’re slamming into the concrete. 

Orange is turned into a mannequin. There’s not a lot more to it than that. He can barely move- it cripples him. He can’t keep his head above water because he can’t do anything. He has four (4) joints total, two at his shoulders which move his arms, one at his hip which swivels his legs, and one at his neck that turns his head. His head and arms are white, his body is black, and his legs are blue and yellow. Being unable to craft makes it so he can’t keep up any business, so his numbers drop off the face of the earth. Thankfully, since he never fell out with his brothers, they take him in as fast as possible.

Kinda funny, he’s not wearing clothes actually. He drew them on with marker while he still had bodily autonomy. It was his favorite outfit idea, but he never got the chance to make it. He hopes one day someone will make it for him, but none of his brothers are as good at clothing as he is. Shoemaking skills don’t translate easily, unfortunately.

-After the fall-

Great news about this one is that there is no acid incident! 🎉 or at least if there was it was a complete accident and it didn’t do anything more to him than hurt a lot. He did lose his features turning into a mannequin, kind of like the AU pink, but hey hey it’s okay! He drew them back on, he’s all good! Plus he has an awesome little crown now guys! It’s okay! I’m doing great... hey, hey... it’s going to be okay, alright? I’m gonna be okay...

Orange is a lot more optimistic about his situation than his brothers are surprisingly, but it’s still difficult. It’s like discovering he has a terminal illness, or something else severe they can’t fix. The only parts of the Orange they knew that still exist are his lovable personality and the bright orange spots on his cheeks. 

Important! One perk he actually did get from this happening to him was that his magical ability increased SIGNIFICANTLY. Enough so that, if he concentrates hard enough, he can actually float himself or small objects around. So he can levitate to move himself sometimes, but it is straining.

I was thinking of what Orange’s version of the Dealmaker would be like in the event of some kind of NEO thing still taking place (which i have ideas for >:D) and basically he just gives you His Mannequin. Like, him. Since i based him off of the mannequin he sells you in the game, you LITERALLY just- Equip him. How the fuck that works no one has any goddamn clue, but it’s funny as fuck. As for what it would do, it definitely boosts your defense and magic, but i don’t know what the side effect is. He also is one of the Key Items like lancer/rouxls/starwalker, and he has fun flavor dialogue and just absolutely having a great time chilling in your pocket.

His vocal tic idea i had was that his speech kind of comes out garbled and incomprehensible sometimes, but you can just barely make out the words if you strain for it, and visually his tic dialogue looks either like scribbles or just Supremely shitty incomprehensible handwriting.

Orange: Girl help i can’t move my legs

First addison to step up to the plate, Pink. Currently I haven’t picked out names for them in the au yet but we’re ignoring that because that is not the important part- Pink Goner_Addison

-The deal-

Pink’s story begins as an answer to a simple question: What if someone else picked up the phone? [He] can offer anything anyone could possibly want. And it’s not like Pink is particularly needing- Quite the opposite, Pink is the most successful of his brothers monetarily -But the offer to get anything your heart desires is not easy to ignore. [He] insisted that anything Pink wanted could be theirs if they were willing to deal for it, and really, anything? So Pink decided to see how far he could push it. Why not ask for the most over-the-top, incredible, unobtainable gift he could ask for? Perfection. Simple in theory, unachievable in concept, and in Pink’s humble opinion, it was the only thing left that they might want. Pink thought he was being sly, especially given that it was probably a crank call anyway, but [He] obliged. As long as Pink was willing to help [Him] when the time came, [He] could make them perfect. And, well, what harm could it be to say yes to that kind of offer?  -The rise (pre-fallout)- Over the next month, Pink began to change physically as well as behaviorally. Their physical form was altered to be more “““perfect””” and he began to act in a way that was perceived as more pleasant and approachable  by everyone around him. He began getting job offers to model for designer shoe companies, sponsorships for his tea business, or even simply invitations to high-class events. His brothers were rather concerned- Unsure what came over them to feel the need to alter themselves so drastically (And, how was he doing it? plastic surgery with no recovery time? They would all wake up some days to find him different from the night before. How?) but they did their best to be supportive of him, especially since his new found even better looks brought them greater business success and networking opportunities. 

That attitude began to change when the biggest change occurred. His face, altered to be something so eerily perfect that it was unnerving to them. When he walked into the shop that morning, Orange didn’t recognize him beyond his beautiful pink sheen and the feeling of familiarity. That was when they decided to finally intervene- figure out what was going on- (Was something wrong? Something they were too afraid to say? Pink had always been more outspoken and personable of the siblings, but they all knew he had deep-rooted anxieties he tried to keep to himself.) But Pink declined any kind of offer for conversation. Even if he was anxious, he wouldn’t want to talk about it anyways, he told them. He didn’t have time to dwell on the opinions of others, even his brothers. He was becoming Perfect, and if they couldn’t see that then maybe they didn’t know him as well as they assumed they did. (I don’t have anything else well planned from here, but this is the beginning of Pink’s rise and fall, and fallout with his siblings. Now the interesting fucked up stuff! :D ) -The fall- Pink is an avid collector of jewelry, specifically rings. He particularly liked the ones with magical properties, and so with his growing wealth, his fingers were always covered in a variety of dazzling rings with their own unique abilities.  After the fall, he doesn’t take them off ever. Partly because he can’t- He can’t move his fingers at all, actually. His ‘perfect’ hands are too delicate and pristine, and also completely immovable and attached to his forearms. Basically he gets turned into a barbie-esque doll, only having joints in specific locations- Elbows, Shoulders, Legs, Neck, you get the idea. Furthermore, they can only twist so far- Except for his elbows. His elbows can rotate in a full 360 degrees, because what’s the point of getting turned into a doll if they aren’t a little fucked up as a treat. (-[Him], probably) He’s a tad bit shorter than he was before as well, but that was to make him fit the mold of the “perfect” appearance.  -After the fall-

I’m a huge bitch for the ‘Spamton got shrank in acid’ headcanon and Guess what! All of the goner_addisons get fucked up too! In Pink’s case, all of their ‘perfect’ facial features basically get scrubbed off by the acid. Like one of those blank barbie dolls. It’s super fucked, and if his brothers didn’t recognize him before, they recognize him even less now. 

Also, other headcanon for this au, they start to gray/white and lose their color as the rise (and mainly the fall) begins, so the only pink they actually have left is their rosy cheeks. 

If they take off the rings on their hands, they actually lose their sense of touch on their hands. Completely numb. Basically the rings are like Pink’s version of Spamton’s Dealmaker (which i will explain more about when we get to spamton himself) Also the idea with making their hands uncomfortably large is based on the idea that Spamton’s head is so much larger than his body because it’s the most emphatical part of his personality relating to his deal, so in this case Pink’s hands because he is already so good at selling and networking and just dealing in general. 

That’s everything I have for Pink right now other than character dynamic things- Like for example the reason why his brothers didn’t take him back in after he gets kicked out of the mansion is because they LITERALLY do not recognize him and he is very eerie to look at so if he approaches none of them stick around.

Also each of the addisons also has their own unique vocal tick, for example spamton’s obvious and iconic [[BIGSHOT]] TALK LIKE T     HIS [ALL THE TIME] kind of thing, but I haven’t decided on one for Pink yet so I’ll come back to it later basically.  So yeah! That’s Pink! Oh and- If i didn’t make it obvious enough, the AU is called the goner_addisons au. Gonna work on the next one right away! Also will absolutely be making a sideblog for it if this gets traction so, finger guns. I don’t have mid-fame designs for them yet but they are in the works! >Pink< -Orange- -Blue- -Yellow- -Spamton- Please do not repost this thanks (Tags)