The Fall of The First Man [ADAM]
Adam dies,,, but the story does not end.
PART ONE.
βNifty?!β
Charlie and her father had won the battle when Lucifer had defeated Adam by beating him up to a complete pulp with nothing but mischief and bare hands. No angelic powers, or devil powers. Just bare hands and the fury of a dad reigning hell on the scum who dared to hurt his daughter. Just when he was about to use his powers and end the First Man for good, Charlie intervened. Adam would deserve it but there was no need for further violence and death. They had won, and if her dad killed the guy, it could escalate the fighting between Heaven and Hell which was the last thing Charlie wanted.Β
And then Nifty, who had appeared out of nowhere, grinned like a maniac and let out a deranged laugh as she kept stabbing Adam βBlood!βΒ
Everybody was staring in complete silence. Completely dumbfounded and stunned, all except Vaggie who was smiling with joy as if it was Charlieβs anniversary present for her. Nifty then returned to looking like an innocent, sweet dwarf sinner and merrily hopped to the ground as if she hadnβt murdered the leader of the murdering angel bastards who terrorized the Pride Ring for thousands of years.
βNo!β
Right on time because Adamβs lieutenant rushed to the first man. She was all bruised and injured, with one arm torn. She bled gold blood, but she didnβt care as she fell to her knees and cried. Turning the first man over, she cried.
βSir?! Sir!β
Adam looked at the furious red sky of Hell. It was ugly as fuck. The only beautiful looking thing in this shithole was the sight of Heaven. He could feel his strength and lifeforce draining away. Lute came over him, crying and screaming. Silly girl, wasnβt she already too big and strong to weep like a baby? Sheβll be fine, Adam knows it.Β
Adam was going to die.
Fucking finally, was all he could think of.
He let out the smallest briefest sigh.Β
What was that saying again? The one from the Harry Potter books? Ah, yes.Β
Death is just another great adventure, one that Adam would happily welcome because honestly? He was waaayyy to old and tired of this shit. And Heaven is just way too fucking- Heaven, for him.
βSir, Stay with me!β Life fades away and leaves behind dull, gold eyes.
Adam smiles peacefully.Β
βNO! ADAM!β
From the dust and dirt of the earth you were made of.
To the dust and dirt of the earth you will return.
In the beginning, on the βSixth Dayβ of Creation, Man and Woman had been created by God. He created them with the rich and blessed earth from the paradise on Earth, the Garden of Eden. God then sculpted the dirt into a shape, one that was beautiful and wonderful, because humans were to be created after Godβs image.Β
When he was all said and done, the Creator of everything then split the shape into two. One was a βmanβ, and the other was a βwomanβ.
God breathed life, and from then on, βAdamβ and βLilithβ came to life.Β
Lilith eventually left and was replaced with Eve, but that was a story for another time.
All that was important was that Adam knew he was created from the dust and dirt of the greatest paradise on earth. Adam also knew, and had expected, that he would return to the earth when his time had come.Β
It had been 300,000 years ago since he was made. He died nine hundred years later after his creation, and ascended to Heaven. 50,000 years before now, he became the leader and head of the Exorcists and would come down to Hellβs Pride Ring every year on the eve of Jesus Christβs birth to kill every sinner they could find. From day one, Adam had been obedient and loyal to God and to Heaven. From day one, Adam had been a faithful servant. From fucking day one, Adam had done nothing but did everything for God and Heaven.
He died from some fucking coward sinner. It was surely a no-name sinner, all of them were lowly scums who deserved to rot. But angelic steel is angelic steel. He might be Adam the First Man, but he was stabbed by some psycho from the back over and over. The knife went past his chest. It was the end. Pathetic, yes.
But it was an end.
His end.Β
He should be fucking dead.Β
So why the fuck isnβt he dead?
Lucifer Morningstar lets his daughters and her sinners go to the ruins of her hotel, and stays behind to watch the sobbing exorcist hunched over the corpse of Adam.
He was keeping watch, to make sure no crazy bitch tries anything funny. That was all. There totally wasnβt a small part of him waiting for the angel to just fuck off to heaven like the rest of the other exorcists did so he could come close to the corpse of Adam.Β
Yup. Totally keeping a close eye on that angel for his daughter. It was totally just Lucifer keeping watch to make sure the angel finally leaves! Why the fuck would he want to see Adam? The First Man was dead, and good fucking riddance!
His tail flickered and snapped to the ground in impatience. A vein popping from annoyance.
β¦Just how long is that angel going to keep crying like a baby and fuck off to Heaven? For fucks sake, it been almost an hour already! Itβs surprising that a woman would actually cry over Adam (Adam no bitches, ha!) but Lucifer just wants her to be gone already. God, what a stupid bitch, crying over a man like Adam. His eyes narrowed at the albino angel. Look at her, looking like some poor wife whose husband was just murdered in front of her. He could puke. If she doesnβt fly up to Heaven, Luciferβs going to send her to where her precious βSir Adamβ is-!
! Luciferβs train of thought is stopped suddenly when he hears a quiet, but sharp inhale for air.
βS-Sir?βΒ
He looks over in confusion, and then shock.
Adam sits up. His big gold wings twitching weakly at his side. There was gold blood everywhere. Holy blood of the angels who served God and Heaven faithfully. It was fucking everywhere.
And Adamβ¦ was still alive? Luciferβs red eyes zeroed on where Charlieβs little crazy sinner had went all crazy on Adam.Β
There was nothing but a scar.Β
Huh.Β
Seems like no matter how garbage Adam had become, he was still Fatherβs most beloved human.Β
βAdam! Sir! Your alive, thank fucking god!β The exorcist that was by Adamβs side let out a big sigh of relief. Gold eyes lit up in joy.
Adam ignored her though, terribly rude that man (no fucking surprise, this was Adam after all) just to look at Lucifer dead straight in the eyes.Β
βStay there Lute. I need to have a chat with this God Damned asshole real quick.β
Blessed gold eyes of an angel at Damned red eyes of the Devil.
(bright brown eyes of Man meeting twinkling gold eyes of the Morningstar.)
Adam stood up. He was a big guy, and Lucifer was as short as ever. So if if it were anyone else, the sight of Adam hulking over them in fury would make any sinner tremble and bolt away. But not Lucifer, whose eyes never strayed away from Adam.Β
He could see how Adam was still weak and vulnerable despite having a divine intervention equivalent to a bandaid slapped on him by God.Β
βIβm surprised you could survive that, Adam.β Lucifer says, smiling coldly. His red eyes were sharp, but he stayed at ease and unwary as Adam the First Man approached him, ignoring his lieutenant for Lucifer βBut I guess you could survive anything if you are Godβs βperfectβ creation.βΒ Β
βYou fucking assholeβ¦!βΒ
Lucifer wasnβt surprised when Adam grabbed ahold of his collar with his one hand to pull him closer and pulled the other hand to punch him
(If Adam wants another round of being a loser, then Lucifer will give him one. He always strived to give what Adam asked for after all, lol.)
Adam gritted his teeth, his hands shaking. His every cell in his body aching to fucking rip the head of this smug asshole who ruined his life and the entire humanity, and just beat up the headless body to the ground.Β
But killing Lucifer was his second greatest wish. What he really wanted was-
βKill me.β
Cricket Noise.
Lucifer stared at him as if he lost his mind,
βAdam what the fuck???β
βThe fuck?β Luciferβs smarmy smug smile was gone, and stared at Adam with big wide eyes, his red slit pupils becoming round again from how he was taken aback by Adamβs sudden loss of sanity βAre you okay? Did that munchkin sinner also hit your head or did Dad whacked your head so hard from healing you that you suddenly lost sense?β
βIβm serious, Lucifer. Kill me. Do whatever you want with me. Just make it quick, because you owe me you asshole. Kill me and letβs be done with it. Hurry the fuck up Lucifer. It shouldnβt be a problem for you since your the Devil and you hate my guts, so just fucking do it already you goddamn asshole!βΒ
Adam was yelling and shaking Lucifer so hard, his voice growing louder and louder. Growing more manic and desperate as he tugged Lucifer back and forth. Adam roared βLUCIFER!-β but was cut off.
Lucifer pulled Adamβs hands off him easily, and instead, gave him a slap so hard it would leave a mark.
Adam was stunned to silence, face still turned to the side. A red slapmark bright on his face, with four gold scratches that were left behind by Luciferβs claws.
Good.
Β A slap that hard and painful should be enough to put some sense back to him!
Β βAdam! What has gotten into you?!β Lucifer snapped.
The angel, Lute (a name he would continue on ignoring and forgettingΒ as the woman herself) steps forward to pull Adam back, who only shook her hand off and grabbed Luciferβs wrist.
Adamβs hand was much bigger than Luciferβs thigh, so his wrist was easily wrapped around as if Adam was just holding a stick. A pasty, white pale stick.
If Lucifer wasnβt who he was, and if only Adam could, Adam would have snapped the wrist in his hand a long time ago.
βIβve been stabbed to death by a psycho sinner of yours, Lucifer. Why the fuck am I still alive?!β
βNot my fault, Adam! That would be Godβs and Heavenβs or a You Fault!β Lucifer pulled his hand away, shaking his hand as if Adam really did hurt him βFor fucks sake, one would think youβd be thankful and swear revenge on us or some shit, instead of this crazy crap your pulling on me right now.β
βKill me!β Crazy Adam yelled.
βGet a fucking grip, Adam!β Lucifer yelled back, pushing Adam from him βI am not doing that!βΒ
βOf course you wouldnβt help me out. Of course. Youβre Lucifer. A fucking asshole who hates me to the core. You'd rather have me suffer eternity than kill me! God, you are such a fucking asshole! You wife-stealing, garden killing, God damned devil asshole!β The look of rage and insanity in Adamβs eyes with his words made Lucifer flinch βYou ruined my life. You ruined humanity. You ruined Eden! You owe me Lucifer! You fucking owe me but once again, you proved yourself to be the same fucking asshole who canβt do anything right! FUCK YOU LUCIFER!β Adam screamed.
Adam stepped back, and stopped looking at Lucifer and instead, at his own hands. A haunted look in his eyes and a look of horror on his face.Β
"Three hundred thousand years.β Adam whispered, staring at his shaking hands βIβve been alive and existing for three hundred thousand years since God created me and Lilith-β Lucifer flinched at the mention of of his estranged wife βand Iβm still not dead. Why am I not fucking dead?β
βshit.β Lute cursed quietly, eyes focused on her leader and the shitshow was happening. She looked around, and it was still only them. But that will not last for long βSir, we have to go. Heaven is calling us back.β
βShut the fuck up, birdbrain. Canβt you see heβs having a breakdown? I donβt know whatβs his problem but help for fucksss sssake!β Lucifer says, angry.
βIβm trying!β Lute snapped back at the King of Hell. Lucifer Bristled at the rude impertinent useless wench for having the gall-!
βIβve spent my entire fucking life, afterlife included, being good and obedient and all that shit for God and Heaven. I listened to every single fucking thing they said, and did whatever I was asked to do! I did nothing wrong! Even when I have to be responsible of shit, of garbage, that wasnβt mine to be taken care of, I still did it. Because it was asked of me!βΒ
Adam stepped away from Luteβs carefully reaching hands, far away he stumbled on a broken construction of the Hazbin Hotel, and he leaned against it. Hunching over, his wings drawing closer to him, trying to make himself as small as possible.
βI did nothing wrong. I did everything right. Everything they asked me. Everything.β was all Adam said, losing more sense and becoming more emotional and irrational in his grief βWhy am I still alive?β
Adam looked up at the shy. Up at Heaven. He looked up and hoped that the goddamn Big G was up there wand listening to him at this very moment.
βI did everything you wanted me to do. I did everything for Heaven. I was a faithful and obedient servant of yours. So fucking tell me why in the fucking Lucifer shitstained face did you bring me back you b-β Luciferβs eyes went wide at Adam finally losing all sanity. Did this idiot want to Fall? He was definitely going to Fall with how he was cursing God βIβve done EVERYTHING! IβVE BEEN PATIENT AND STEADFAST AND STEADY IN MY FAITH AND SERVICE. I DID ALL THAT WAS ASKED OF ME SO WHY DID YOU BRING ME BACK?! WHY WHY WHY WHY-βΒ
Adam collapsed on his knees.Β
βJust let me return to dust and be at fucking peace, pleaseβ¦β Adam dropped his face in his hands. A small muffled sob escaped. He looked small and weak. Pathetic.Β
He looked miserable.
Lucifer feels a discomfort in his heart at the sight. He tries to swallow the hard lump in his throat.
And then Heavenβs light reached down to Hell and touched where Adam was kneeling. Gold, holy divine light that would turn any sinner and overlord and Sins to ash, and give Lucifer a big fucking nasty ass burns if the light were on them.
That wasnβt just Heaven.
That was God.Β
(Fucking hell. You ignore your black sheep of a son who tries to talk to you for thousands of years , but you respond to the crazy mental breakdown of Adam at once? Way to make your favoritism obvious, Dad!)
Adamβs eyes are big and round glimmering gold in that light.Β
βIT IS NOT YOUR TIME YET, ADAM. LIVE.βΒ
And the light fades away, leaving behind a dead-eyed, empty looking son of a bitch who has gone all lifeless and colorless.Β
βAdam?β Lucifer hesitantly reaches out, concerned.
Lute steps in front of the King of Hell with a steely look in her puffy, red rimmed eyes. She looked pathetic with her wounds and one arm missing. But despite her sorry appearance, she was still blocking Lucifer from Adam.
βLute, stop fucking asking for a quick death by pissing off the shitty Devil and lets fucking go.βΒ
βWait, Adam-βΒ
βI have nothing to say to you other than your a fucking useless asshole. I hope I never see your ugly face again.β Adam says.
With that, Adam then just ignores him as if heβs wind, and with Luteβs aid, flies back up to the portal to Heaven.Β
Leaving Lucifer looking up at the sky where the portal Adam had been with a strange knotted feeling in his chest. His hands were curled tight and shaking.
What... What had just happened?
PART ONE END.
