#ada texts

Ranpo:I'm gonna take a break now.

I don't say this sentence that often but oh man I worked too much today!

Fukuzawa:What did you do today?

Ranpo:I worked my mouth muscles out all day.*wipes sweat*So tired

Dazai: Have you ever loved something to death?

Kunikida: My ideals of course.

Ranpo: Sweets

Fukuzawa:Cats

Atsushi:Chazuke!!

Yosano:Healing my patients

Naomi: my brother *yandere eyes toward Tanizaki*

Kenji:people being honest and disciplined cows

Kyouka:spending more time with all of you

Everyone:*melt*Aww! that's so sweet

Tanizaki:*cough* Naomi

Naomi: See brother I knew you could say it

Ranpo:From the way your question was formed I can say with certainty that you just wanted to say that you love dying to death right?

Kunikida:All the trouble just for a pun *sighs*

Tanizaki:Let's do this:finish my sentence Keep calm and..

Naomi:love you

Ranpo:eat tons of sweets

Fukuzawa:buy tons of kittens

Dazai:double-suicide with me

Kunikida:find your ideals

Yosano:let me heal you

Atsushi:find a reason to live

Tanizaki:You can't be calm while finding a reason to live nor double-suicide...

Kenji:discipline cows

Dazai:Sometimes stories are better left untold...

Atsushi:That's so cool Dazai-san

Kunikida:WHAT.DID.YOU.DO.AGAIN??

Dazai:Kunikida!Help me please!!I'm running away from store clerks they want their money back!!!No I've been found out! ASDFGHJKLM!!!

Kunikida:And those were Dazai's last words.Let's get back to work!

Atsushi:Dazai-san where are you?I'm going to save you right now!Please respond!! I'm worried!

Dazai:My go-to flirting line is 'Your lips are a sin,they look irresistible'

Kunikida:Why sin? Why not cos or tan? There must be better trigonometric functions to describe this situation,right?

Atsushi:Dazai-san I was wondering why do you dislike Akutagawa so much?

Dazai:It was a few years ago...

[Flashbacks]

Dazai was trying to coordinate his clothes.But since everyone was busy,he asked Akutagawa to come shopping with him.So,in the changing room he tried an outfit,freshly coordinated by him.He was quite proud of his skills.

Dazai:Akutagawa how's that? *strikes cool pose*

Fukuzawa:We need to cut down our expenses,What can we live without?

Yosano:Ranpo-san's sweets

Ranpo:No,don't touch my sweets!!

Kunikida:DAZAI,D-A-Z-A-I

Dazai:Hey! That's so mean!

Kunikida:But you'll find a woman and double-suicide soon right?

Dazai:Aww!So you were rooting for me after all?

Fukuzawa:If you were cornered by enemies with other innocent people what will you do?

Yosano:Try to heal the injured

Atsushi:Save everyone at all cost!

Kyouka:Lure them in a back-alley and assassinate them one by one

Kunikida:Elaborate a strategy,you want to minimize as many dead as possible

Dazai:Get killed and die right away~On a more serious note I'd beat the heck out of the enemies

Tanizaki:Prioritize helping kids and old people

Ranpo:If all else fails then say:Ohh a giant sweet!! then RUN!!

Akutagawa:Kill every moving things around you

Chuuya:Make them drunk,and kick their asses!

Dazai:Don't copy me,Why are you even joining this conversation? can't you read it's ADA TEXTS not Port Mafia TEXTS!