#actuallynotkira

on the other hand, this blurs the line between fiction and reality and allows people the opportunity to harrass and threaten me without consequence or guilt because they are unable to accept there’s a real person behind the account. 

anyway all this to say hello! remember there’s a real person behind every account that exists who has to read your creepy/invasive/threatening messages and might not want to! and if someone blocks you, don’t make alt accounts just to threaten them! 

Happy birthday to @actuallynotkira !!

I'm sorry I'm so late with this, and like I said, this is from my journal, so please don't mind the writing on the back, lol.

New ANK Shirts for the New Year- $19.99 

As many of you know, I attempted to release a line of merch on RedBubble a few months back. Things did not go according to keikaku, and I received many complaints about my products.

Since then, I have redesigned a simple actuallynotkira tee-shirt to sell to the masses. I might consider branching out, depending on how well this campaign does. 

The campaign is 20 days long. After 20 days, if 5 or more people have ordered shirts (or hoodies!) they will all be printed and orders will begin shipping on January 29th. If less than 5 people buy shirts, no shirts will be printed and you will be refunded fully. 

I would love constructive criticism on what you like or dislike about my new trial merch line, unless what you have to say is negative. 

Happy New Year! Spend all your Christmas money here. 

You have until January 20th to order. 

There is a timeline! I never really talk about it because I didn’t speak openly of ank on this blog until recently and he doesn’t talk about it on his blog because he’s blissfully unaware of it but here’s the gist I guess full of stretches, ass-pulls, and canon barely-compliance:

the keikaku begins and light volunteers to be confined 

he never gives up full ownership and keeps his memories

rem doesn’t find anyone in this verse as good as higucci was so the note just keeps passing from person to person and the yotsuba arc is just dead end after dead end after dead end 

light is handcuffed to L post-confinement like in canon and they’re searching for Kira just like in canon they’re just....really fucking bad at it. 

surprise! he’s also stuck in a time-loop and doesn’t know it and every time he turns 20 it loops again and he’s back to being almost 18 

this blog has been up for about 5 years now which is why he’s 18 again, because year one- 17, year two- 18, year three- 19, year four- 17 and year five- 18. 

it’s still 2018 though and time didn’t go back to 2013 because i said it didn’t and i’m the god of this world 

every interaction with a different L is in a different verse, and all verses exist independently from each other as does each time skip, but light maintains vague remnant memories of each that occasionally hit him like deja vu, or unreasonable biases against people who might have fucked him over in a past universe (for example, janus in apologistverse. he even fucking hates the janus in roman mythology now). 

anyway you know how when you watch one of those animated shows for adults like family guy or american dad and no matter what happens characters never actually grow or develop? and no matter what happens (getting hit by a car, losing a limb, dying, getting married, having a life changing existential discovery) by the time the next episode happens all traces of it are gone and they’re back to being static? and they never age? that’s how ank is.