My first playthrough of Stardew Valley was co-op with the polycule, I had NO IDEA what I was doing so I just kinda talked to the townsfolk and was learned I was Really bad at fishing. Like bad enough that Willy came over and gave me a training rod lmaooo.
I've told this story before, but I didn't think anything of Shane when I first met him. Thought he was a prick, but I still talked to him when I went to the saloon, and that alone was enough to eventually trigger his two heart event.
The two heart event COMPLETELY rewired my brain. Like I saw this and it was FUCKING OVER for me. I learned that this grumpy piece of shit was actually really REALLY NOT OKAY and that made me fall in love with a fictional character in a way I've never loved a fictional character before. It's been like, a year since this happened, and it has not gotten any better. He still makes me nauseous with I think about him too much.
I don't know what this says about me. Take from it what you will LMAO.













