May 2
Me: And they were biodome-mates!
My friend: And they were biodome-mates :o
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Me: And they were biodome-mates!
My friend: And they were biodome-mates :o
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Person I know : I couldnât imagine fantasizing about killing people, could you?
Me: *with NPD and definite past homicidal thoughts not sure how to answer⌠asks âwhat?â to give me more time to think of an answer*
Person: *Repeats*
Me: oh no⌠I just ⌠I donât understand that âŚ.
"say something bad about the chinese government to prove you're not a wumao"
"i think state media higher-ups tend to b chosen on a more nepotistic basis than I'd like"
"i said say something bad about the government!"
"oh so state controlled media isn't a part of the government now? Epic, now you shouldn't be too scared to read this chinadaily article"
spinel: oh my fucking god is that a fucking gremlin?!
ragdoll: iâm a spinel
spinel: whatever just donât feed this fucking thing after midnight
Me: Take your venemous spiders somewhere else!
Being who does not fear men nor death, speaking in rasps: I will! *dives into Australia*
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We were doing âgetting to know youâ exercises, and there was a question of âwho would you bring with you to a deserted islandâÂ
Everyone around me was naming hot celebrities
They turned to me and I blurted, âSomeone that knows how to build a boatâ
Friend 1: What do you think the perfect moment is?
Me: Idk man, winning a good game of Magic maybe? Nah, I don't know
Friend 1: I was leaning towards the moment when you're on one knee and she says yes
Friend 2: Really? Cause I was thinking of like, kissing a girl while shooting a demon in the face or something
d!steven: you hate me because iâm better looking than you
og!steven: no itâs because youâre an asshole! AND WE LOOK THE EXACT SAME