You know you're a Russell Crowe fan when:
*Friend walking in as I'm watching Master and Commander*: Ah look, they gave him [Russell Crowe] a blond wig haha.
Me: Nah. That's his real hair, obviously...
Friend: How can you be so sure?
Me: Trust me, I know. I know that hairline, that curliness, that hair-texture. It's his real hair.
Friend: ...
Me: Or it's the best fucking hairdresser and wigmaker ever.













