#active class

Maid- Strong yes

Page- Extremely strong yes (to the point it nearly hit me jegus)

Witch- Strong yes

Mage- Strong no

Thief- Soft yes

Prince- Soft no

I think you have the highest chance of 8eing a Page given the strength with which it swung, 8ut you know yourself 8est.

okay, im going to dig a little bit into a lord of heart because why not. 

a lord has the collective power of all active classes in their aspect. in this case, heart. lords physically cannot be good at the inverse of their aspect. lords tend to fall under the chaotic alignment part. 

heart is all about emotion and bias. heart players either wont shut up about emotion, how something makes you feel, or run from it. they try and stuff that shit in a locker to never be seen again. 

a lord of heart is a very, very, very opinionated person. they refuse to take no for answer if thats not the answer theyre looking for. they are very driven. so much so, its a fucking pain in the ass, but they get shit done. nine times out of ten, a lord of heart will have some sort of anxiety disorder. they feel everything too much, so its just fucking overwhelming. they LOVE to argue. some might say its a debate, others will say “they just like to hear themself talk” and both are true.  when faced with a big decision, they will just go with the first impulse. no second thoughts. catch these fuckers chopping all their hair off cause someone said “hey, im trying to learn how to cut hair, so do you mind me playing with yours?” they just say sure, and before you know it. they got a mohawk.  they have commitment issues. big time. may be due to past trauma, may be due to just seeing how bad shit is for other people who commit then get stuck.  they will splinter. so. much. those splinters can come from past internet personas that still linger, to numerous ocs that are just inserting some huge part of themself into said character, tons and tons of kins/synpaths/anything else similar to that.  protective of their friends. their love knows no bounds. it takes a lot to earn their trust. it takes more to lose it, but once you lose their trust, its gone. never seen again.  when they see a friend start to take an interest in something, they look into it to try and share that excitement with them. before you know it, they love the thing more than the friend did. the thing is now the lord of hearts. they just took that shit over with their passion. holy fuck, they can name every single thing ever about it. but, if you start to talk about it with an intelligence beyond their comprehension, they just brush it off as “oh, i wasnt really that into it, lmao.”  when typing, they dont say “haha” “ahahah” “lmao” “lol” when they find something humorous. they fucking keysmash. and if its good, im talking real good, they “al;skdjDFL;KADJS;OGAFKSJD” on you.  alrighty, lets get to the “they cannot do anything that is the inverse of their aspect” part. lords of heart are biased as fuck all. they physically cannot put their feelings aside for anything. if you want them on your debate team and their opinion lines up with what you need, grab them before they leave you. they can argue with a brick wall about anything. theyre not always right, but thats not going to stop them. they are very much the type to say/want to say “because i said so” as the End All for an argument. a HUGE mom friend(TM). being the mom friend(TM), they will take in everyone as their child, treat their friends like family, love the shit outta them. they will listen to anything you have to say and will A) cheer you on and tell you to let the world know, or B) tell you to stop right then and there, then explain to you why that was wrong. they may seem logical, but theyre just spitting shit and riding by the ass of their pants, hoping for the fucking best. very, very, veRY low impulse control. catch this fucker screaming thrussy in front of a bunch of toddlers.

their challenge would be learning not to stretch themself so thin. let others make their own decisions. they dont have to be the all knowing/loving parent. they will also need to learn that others love them for who they are, and not that they have to earn everyones love. others have love as strong as they do. its not uncommon. lords of heart will also have to learn to stop, detach from emotions, and fucking think once before they speak. not everything is black and white. there are gray areas. 

alright, lands. they have lands that correspond with all of the active class lands. 

denizen. lords would most likely get yaldabaoth since he is the most powerful denizen there is. he is canonly given to caliborn and dirk. both of their versions of yaldabaoth are different. that may be due to the differing aspects, or the sheer power either of them have. there is the possibility that there is a denizen assigned to just heart players that the lord of heart can get. 

Maid- Soft no

Page- Strong yes

Witch- Strong no

Mage- Soft yes

Thief- Soft no

Prince- Strong yes

It’s most likely you are either Prince or Page. You know your kin 8est!

Real shame then, that your advise is basically "don't feel the way you feel asshole". Not helpful!

The reason I mentioned not respecting my coplayers is because I'm *AWARE* that might be a fucking problem. But I can't help how I feel.

You can tell me I'm not the main character all you want, but how am I supposed to internalize that, when so far, I just keep wining? You say Sburb will punish me for it, but that proves nothing, because the game punishes everybody for everything. I don't actually trust it's sense of moral judgment.

To be fair, most of the time I get messages like the previous one it's from someone who has done 0 introspection whatsoever, and the "go for the throat and call them fundamentally unlikeable" strategy is enough of a psychic shock to get people to fall out of their chair and start thinking. But I will give it a second try.

So when I say "SBURB's usual response to the I JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING attitude is to knock you down a peg", I'm not making a moral statement or that you deserve to stop winning so you eat humble pie to the face. It's a statement of fact, that anytime someone becomes too certain of something, the game pulls the rug out from under them, because it's "dramatically appropriate" and "provides an interesting narrative". A Thief sending a statement like "I don't feel anything when I get one over on an Underling, beating them is the bare minimum" reads identically to a Waste saying "I love being so powerful and outputting so much energy, there is literally no downside to this class". It's also a statement that "Thief wins forever" is a temporary state. Even if Underlings are kinda stupid and it's unsatisfying to outplay them, the game can throw enough of them at you that it still becomes a puzzle. A Thief of Mind can probably render them brainless or rob them of their ability to make optimal decisions, but doing that while 20 Imps try to mob you, an Ogre is throwing boulders, or a Lich is handing out psionic mind-whammys is a bit much. Not to mention the Dersite Agents (who are much more competent and ruthless than your average Carapacian), your Denizen (no more needs be said here), or the many issues the game will just throw at you (BUGS BUGS BUGS). Not to mention, you're not ALWAYS a Thief, right? So I was basically doubting the factual and logistical merits of that claim.

On that note, I don't imagine "I don't respect my coplayers as people and part of my self-actualization revolves around being a jackass to them" is a brainpoison that only kicks in when you become a Thief and it stops happening when you unbecome a Thief, because that would be a bit silly, so I'll dispense with the overtly game-theory frippery and get down to business and engage in Amateur Psychology. My first observation being that you realized you had a shortcoming, messaged me about this vulnerability with the intention of getting help, and when I brushed off any attempt at actually helping in you favor of essentially calling you an emotionally stunted cognitive nonentity, you got rather pissed off. You were probably thinking that hey, that's a really fucking unfair read of your character, right? Sure, you have your faults, but you also have a lot of things going in your favor, and you like to imagine you're an all-around decent person. So the fact that I not only discounted your entire being, but then turned your message (about a shortcoming you have enough humility and self-awareness to acknowledge and want to fix) into a public spectacle, a huge joke at your expense, and a denunciation of your worth as a person, is somewhat bothersome.

I won't continue this format because I think the point has been made, but if I don't have the right to treat you however I want under the reasoning of "I don't respect you because I'm so much better than you (several replays under my belt, huge brain, huger meat, mildly successful pitsblog)", then you should rethink your stance towards your coplayers. That's me attacking the intellectual basis of how you feel, but there's an instinctual/emotional basis here that only you can deconstruct. Namely by socializing with and attempting to take an interest in them. As a baseline, "one-hour meeting once every week, not necessarily in person" is a good strategy for maintaining mental health, camaraderie, and cooperation (in roughly that order), but you can do more. Organize dungeon raids, especially the ones that NEED another player. If you're facing some sort of trouble, you can ask for help, either over a chat client or by doing Soulsian Jolly Cooperation. Active Class =/= doing the entire game by yourself, you just need to fulfill the conditions of your Title within a team dynamic. "You distract him and draw aggro while I sneak around and mess him up" is perfect for Thieves and Rogues. Sidenote, but why do so many people go through MULTIPLE sessions solo, struggling with the difficulty and the loneliness the entire time, when Unbreakable Unions (which literally give you free RP and a unique ability when you do them right) are right there?

But even outside of the game, it's a good idea to Touch Grass and chat, or organize social events sometimes. You don't have to like everybody, and some dudes are spiritually coworkers in the body of a replayer, but there's still value in it. I had a guy who would marathon those old black and white cowboy TV programs, the mildly-to-extremely racist and sexist ones and sometimes Ronald Reagan is in there. It didn't do anything for me, and I was questioning the dude's ability to critically consume media the entire time, but we at least had something we could talk about. Not to mention there was, and I'm not even kidding, one movie with an honest to god Samurai as one of the main characters, decades before the jokes about "samurai and cowboy flicks are the same" meme was a thing. It's called Red Sun, look it up.