#acpupdate1

Location

Paradise area

Weapons

Dagger, Crossbow and ten bolts

Items

Two headless snakes, a pearl necklace, a white backpack, a napkin, a penny, a stale potato chip, half a loaf of bread, berries, sleeping bag, half a bottle of water, animal feed, rope, two mysterious vials of liquid

Injuries

Bruised head

Notable Events

Notable events

I got out of bloodbath alive for a start, only to be confronted by Pearl Rosier shortly after. It was a long, enduring fight, but I ended up winning.

Current location

Tiny snow fort in the tundra.

Injuries

Fractured rib, broken right shoulder, and cuts across his chest. All of which have been minimally treated.

Weapons

3 throwing daggers, 2 tomahawks, and 1 bullwhip.

Items

Sleeping bag, gloves, two empty containers, and extra rope.

Sustenance

Arena Update Day 1

Bloodbath ( ♕ )

Killed my rebel scum of a District Partner, allied with Everest and Seraph, conquered the Bloodbath Island for ourselves.

Sponsor ( ♕ ) 

Glitz and Glam, the richest bitches gifted me with royal comfort in the form of a sleeping bag along with a loaf of bread inside a Versace golden coloured backpack.

Skipping Stones

With the use of Everest's map, we navigated our way through a section of the Arena with ease. Sexy mountain man was really good at climbing and he gave me a Louis Vuitton gold necklace as well as a gorgeous mirror to see beautiful me. How sweet. After making our way back to the Bloodbath Island, Everest helped us lift heavy rocks off this treasure chest which had heat-sensing binoculars on it. Then we decided to go east towards the desert. Saw Charlie’s District Partner having troubles with snakes, decided not to help her.

Scorpiowned  ( ♕ )

Fought a goddamn giant scorpion mutt and chopped its tail off. Blasted creature gave me a concussion.

Eastbound and Down

Walked through a horrid sandstorm in the desert. Finally stumbled across an abandoned village. I took care of Everest’s and Seraph’s wounds inside an opened building (G). It was the least I could do. We ate, drank, and rested. Then we wandered about and used the keys we have to unlock two doors. One showed us my Districts rebellion against the Luminel crown and the Capitol, the other had food... dangerously irresistible amounts. Saved Everest before he ate himself to death. Seraph made us some armour and weapons. I’m loving my new Hermes scorpion skin Birkin shield. Ignacius’ Chanel deer headbags ain’t got nothing on me.

arena: day one

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 i didn’t die at the bloodbath (which was a surprise to someone who sponsored me, thanks) and then i found myself in a freezing forest (frigidly beautiful) with charlie and pearl. pearl decided to attack someone and charlie and i went deeper into the heavenly forest. it was great when i had to kill a polar bear, that was just so fun. then we settle down in a shelter and pearl returned to us. but then i left because pearl ended up dead and i didn’t want to be surrounded by someone else who was going to die. then i settled in a mountain cave, after sadly not drowning in the frozen river. 

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mountain cavern

◦◦◦injuries◦◦◦

a cut on my cheek (thanks polar bear)

◦◦◦weapons◦◦◦

3 throwing daggers

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blue pack (half a pack of crackers, blueberries, bottle of hydrogen peroxide, half a bottle of water), coat, recorder 

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A R E N A: D A Y  O N E

Summary of notable events- Well! Let me tell you, I am very verypissed that I did not kill Mess Face. I wanted to stomp on his face with my own foot. But some nasty bitch killed him before I got to him. But whatever, there are more bitches here.

After I got off that pretty island with the tingly water, I found a big glowing forest! And everything in here is so pretty! It all glows with lots of colors and the trees are so tall. But then I found a moist hole that was filled with giant fucking spiders. And I had no choice but to deal with them. They were so rude, I'm offended. But I killed them all, and stole the biggest one’s leg, which seems to be covered in weird glowing purple blood...interesting. 

But after they all died, I almost died too. But in the chest I found a lil vial of anti venom, which prevented my death for now. So I got nothing but bullshit from this fucking hole.

Immediately my ass climbed this tree and a little silver angel floated down to me and gave me a lovely loaf and some liquids. Now I'm sleeping, I wonder if Vienna found someone else to make her margaritas...fucked up. 

Current location- in the spider tree

Your injuries- thin cut on upper arm, thin cut on thigh, bruises on shoulder

Weapons- Mace, Giant spider leg

Items- half a loaf, bottle of water

A TALE OF FISTS AND FUCKING BIRDS 

Today was interesting. I commanded some moths to fist me, and fought off some birds. I ran into Dory a couple of times, which was sort of weird. It was kind of awkward, in a way not unlike the feeling of trying to avoid someone who was mad at you, but also inexplicably wanted to kill you. 

The bloodbath was incredibly frustrating. Monkey man stopped me from getting the map, which was the one thing I was going for. God knows how he is able to read it.

I received my first sponsorship package. Stinge, from back in my hardcore running days, sent me it, along with his greasy partner. I’m feeling the love. The box contained a set of brass knuckles, two bottles of water, four rolls of bandages, and a thermal blanket, along with a tie-dye backpack to put them in. Thanks, guys.

For the majority of the day, I wandered around this god-forsaken forest. I yelled at some moths and then proceeded to ponder if said moths would be able to place their collective fist in my sweet asshole. Dory scared the shit out of me, and then did it again right after. Still don’t know how I feel about him, but he didn’t seem very hostile. Around sunset, I was attacked by a group of pissed off birds. Not sure why they were angry, but they didn’t look cute, so I didn’t mind killing them. Hopefully, I’ll be able to eat them tomorrow. I acquired a nasty cut on my face, which I patched up with a strip of bandage. Assholes.

Summary of notable events- Did absolute shit, walked in circle

Current location- In a tree

Your injuries- None

Weapons- Machete

Items- Large Fishing Net

Events of the Day: 

You Can Only Take So Much...: Waiting to head into the arena, Ignacius was chilling with Marcus, and was close to having a nervous breakdown. Marcus literally slapped some sense into him and gave him his token, which was the last straw for Ignacius, and he basically just snapped. 

60 Seconds Before Bloodbath/1 Second Before Bloodbath: Ignacius talked some smack with Pearl, laughed at some of the other antics going on between tributed, figured out his plan for the bloodbath, and ignored the fact that the acidic water lapping at his feet was causing him anything except for pain. 

The Bloodbath: Ignacius made it to the island in the middle in twenty seconds by using the glowing stones to help propel him forward while he was swimming. Although his leg was hurting him, Ignacius ignored it and went for the red backpack, but it was swept up by Pé. Figuring he couldn’t make it up the rocky structure, Ignacius grabbed the baseball bat and five long and sharp rocks. He went north from the island. 

Sponsorship: Ignacius gets a sponsor item, an axe, from the sky. It comes with a note from Margaret Belisle, which says: “Make me proud.”