Jan 25, 2025
He jammin'
Shake those maracas 🪇
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He jammin'
Shake those maracas 🪇
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FINALLY!! A BENCH PRESSING COMMENT THAT MAKES SENSE
And finally, the Jock and Smug animals talking about Toy Day. Rowan’s attitude is probably my personal favorite, since he looks to the future with an equally high amount of optimism and ignorance. Eugene acts like he wants to just spend time with friends, but also he wants a ukulele, which is objectively a bad instrument only played by bad people, so I must now consider Eugene to be a bad person.
Look, I don’t make the rules, here, except for that one, which I did make, because I hate ukuleles.
No way, dude. I’m the only MVP in this cabin!
Actually, fun fact: I now own something like 60 MVP shirts and tees in total. I buy them every time they show up in the marketplace. If I had enough to outfit every camper in this game, I’d do it. I’d do it in a heartbeat. They’re the best!
Rowan, sitting on a bed (hammock) and joyously awaiting supercompensation. It’s a real thing, and is basically the only way you can gain muscle from exercise. You don’t just grow muscle mass while you lift weights.
It’s all about balance! You work out, you rest, you do it again! You gotta do ‘em both in the right amounts! Don’t do too much or too little of either! Ever! Ever ever!
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There’s so much that I hate about this scene.
“Fresh fruit” is nature’s energy supplement in the sense that it contains a lot of sugar, yes, so he’s technically correct but in the worst possible way. Fruit as we know it bears little resemblance to the “natural” fruit that humanity first began cultivating.
He says “mango” at the end of his sentences, tying into the “fruit” thing, which makes no sense in any sentence that he says.
He’s asking me for squid while talking about fruit and using a verbal tic that involves fruit.
Rowan, gazing upon the locomotive, has declared that he is far superior at conveying a single passenger. Like John Henry before him, he is doomed to win and then immediately die.
Rowan enjoying the ancient temple. This gives him a good place to spend some time.
One thing I’ve long loved about Animal Crossing is that everybody has the same body type, regardless of personality or gender. Cute peppy villagers, refined snooty villagers, tough jock characters, gluttonous lazy characters, they all have the same physique. For someone like me, who’s long struggled with body issues, it’s genuinely nice. I’m having a hard time articulating why, exactly, except that I think it has something to do with them all seeing themselves as what they really are, and not being restricted to what their bodies appear to say they are.