Jan 6, 2020
For some reason, the animals I spoke to in the evening actually had some different birthday messages than everybody else I’d spoken to that day. I don’t really get it, and I don’t really have to. It’s just kinda neat!
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For some reason, the animals I spoke to in the evening actually had some different birthday messages than everybody else I’d spoken to that day. I don’t really get it, and I don’t really have to. It’s just kinda neat!
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And finally, the Jock and Smug animals talking about Toy Day. Rowan’s attitude is probably my personal favorite, since he looks to the future with an equally high amount of optimism and ignorance. Eugene acts like he wants to just spend time with friends, but also he wants a ukulele, which is objectively a bad instrument only played by bad people, so I must now consider Eugene to be a bad person.
Look, I don’t make the rules, here, except for that one, which I did make, because I hate ukuleles.
More animals talking about the autumn moon. Eugene and Moe just sort of trailed off, not really having much to say about it, but Patty wants to be more like the moon herself. I guess that’s fine, though I’m not sure I’d ever call the moon “elusive.” Or “colorful,” now that I think about it. It’s basically only the one color.
Just some animals talking about the Autumn Moon. Are they the same as last year? Probably, but I’m too lazy to check my own blog to be sure. Let’s just say that they are, and if it’s libel, it’s libel.
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I strongly recommend you not go out of your way to eat organic food. Personally, I try to straight up avoid organic food.
You can trust me. I am a scientist.
You cannot trust Eugene. He is a kola and a fictional character. Maybe this statement of his is true in the fictional world of Animal Crossing.
Talking with Eugene at 4:35 AM. Why was I up so early? Hey! Don’t worry about it!
Eugene hit level 22, so it was time to rotate him out for a level 20 villager and keep the endless grinding going. Eugene’s plan to never give back my bed was foiled again, by my ability to kick out anybody I want at any time that I want and replace them immediately!