#acpc flip

Goldie is single! This is true for all Normal villagers, so if you thought that maybe Carrie the kangaroo still considered the father of her baby to be her special someone, NOPE, she does not.

I believe one of these boys more than the other

Everything about this scene makes me uncomfortable.

Maybe an extremely small amount of chocolate on a very large number of peanuts? Yes. Yes, I’ve done it. I’ve solved the case.

This isn’t new dialogue, or at least I sure don’t think it is, but I really just wanted to bring attention to Flip’s frowning face. What’s going on with that? He looks horrifying. If I saw a monkey coming at me with that face, I would absolutely do everything in my power to get away from that monkey.

Wipe down your gym equipment or you might get sick, but only in the winter. During the summer, even the wettest of gym equipment is apparently much safer. That’s what Flip is suggesting, not me. I would never suggest that you use gym equipment under any circumstances, wiped down or not.

They like it!

Smug, Normal, and Jock animals talking to me about Mother’s Day. Flip’s mother is going to get some massive gains, Sandy wants to end a sentence in her poem with “perfect” but can’t find a rhyme for it, and Chadder recognizes that his mother has some serious flaws.