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‘rachel, why are you so sure this book went to print virtually unedited?’

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full offense but this moment was the single greatest thing to ever happen in this series
update on the ‘cutthroat fanfiction’ idea: i made A Thing™ but i’m too busy to organize a large scale fic-off rn (and will likely be Busy for another week or two)
so, in the meantime, have fun playing with this monstrosity and tag me in anything u end up writing because of it
alright, i'm about to combust if i don't say something, so Thoughts™ about the [redacted] scene at the camp in ch66 of acowar
to recap mor’s Queer™ narrative:
let’s pretend for .02 seconds that rhys isn’t a daemati and az doesn’t have spy!shadows and mor has actually successfully kept her sexuality a secret for five hundred fucking years
1) why the fuck has she felt compelled to keep it a secret?????? unless homophobia is present in this society 🙃🙃🙃
2) this undermines the character maas crafted in acomaf -- a person who escaped abuse and who’s now confident and sure of herself
but that’s a whole separate post and i’ve got more to say
a n y w a y
3) why? the fuck?? does she choose? to tell?? FEYRE?? of all people???????? what about amren???????????????????????
[internally screaming]
FIVE. HUNDRED. YEARS.
and she’s know feyre for a handful of months???????
ugh i just do not believe she would choose to keep her sexuality a secret from her Family™ for that long
(keir? yes. her family? absolutely not.)
also, her sexuality gets used against her in an argument (which felt very forced, tbh, gross trope execution notwithstanding)
she’s accused of ‘lying’ 🙃🙃🙃
she feels guilty for not telling anyone, but!! lucky for her, feyre’s here to listen 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
she outs herself to feyre for?? reasons?????
her sexuality is literally never addressed again
the whole point of this was to let the reader see how Progressive™ and Accepting™ feyre is and we should be so lucky to have a main character who’s supportive of The Queer Plight™
sorry, i just strained a muscle from rolling my eyes so hard
where were we?
oh, right
sexuality as a plot twist
@SJMAAS TURN ON YOUR FUCKING LOCATION
maas basically ret-con’d mor’s sexuality and turned az’s ‘devotion’ into something gross and i refuse to forgive her for that
bc now az has been pining after a gay (bi????) woman for FIVE. CENTURIES. and apparently it’s made her uncomfortable enough to not be willing to be truthful with him about her feelings??????
[fuck_that_shit_i’m_out.mp3]
also, she ‘prefers females’ but is shown to regularly sleep with men to remind azriel that she’s not interested in him
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS NARRATIVE MAKE IT TO PRINT
i feel betrayed and disgusted and horrified that young queer girls are going to read this and think that being closeted to protect a man’s feelings is admirable???????????
also, i’ve gotta back the fuck up for a second because i forgot to address one of the Grossest Things about this whole fiasco: the fact that mor’s closeted status is 100% to protect a dude’s feelings
like???????????????????????
fuck outta here, maas
do. better.
this whole things was handled so..... clumsily?? like the rest of the book, it felt underdeveloped and rushed.
it felt like maas was told to increase the diversity of her characters and made a snap decision to make mor gay
it feels like maas wants credit for queer rep (without actually having to put in Real Work to make the narratives authentic)
also, mor’s either bi with a romantic preference for women (which means she could still *technically* end up with azriel, but that would be Gross and sort of invalidate this whole shitty narrative and make it even worse if that’s even possible????)
or mor’s a lesbian who’s canonically slept with a bunch of men 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
in conclusion: maas had better hope we never run into each other in a dark alley.
(to clarify: i’m not upset about mor being Gay™, i’m upset about how it was handled within the narrative. this is a critique of maas (the content creator) not mor (the queer character). bc mor is a delight and i want to burrito her in a soft, safe blankie.)
aND ANOTHER THING
this is unrelated to The Eris Thing (which i still can’t even believe is happening wtf @acofandom) but like
mor: [conceals her sexuality for 500+ years]
feyre: [gets pissed off and accuses mor of lying]
mor: oh noes my Friend is mads i must tell her the Truth after ~all this time~
??????????????????????????????
so lemme get this straight
u expect me to believe
that mor
(who has kept her sexuality a secret for 500 years
from her closest family and friends)
is gonna cave
because a girl she’s known for less than a year
said a Mean Thing to her????????????
[deep breath]
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holy godsdamned backflipping cauldron stop inventing a backstory to normalize abuse
so about that earlier ‘cut-throat kitchen but with fanfic’ post............ i made a random character/trope/twist generator for the aco characters and it’s ready to be unleashed on the world
this post is to gauge interest level
to separate the ‘signal boost’ reblogs from the ‘i’m a fic writer and want 2 do The Thing’ reblogs, please tag this with some variation of ‘#I WANT TO DO THE THING’ if ur actually interested in participating
depending on how quickly this post spreads as well as everyone’s availability, we might try for a dry run of this Nonsense™ sometime tomorrow (sunday, may 27th)
idk stay tuned, kiddos
it’s been 3 weeks and i still Lose My Shit™ every time i think about the fact that rhys and feyre canonically kept calling each other ‘mate’ mid-conversation like they caught a sudden case of Being Australian and i juS T