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What if the whole reason Oprah called Meghan to "offer an interview" was a guise? Hear me out... we all know about what Jaguar Wright has been saying. What if Oprah is MM's handler? What if when she was calling and asking the Palace for an interview, it was a guise?

What if she was truly calling to signal to her to get in contact, so that she could get in line for a Baby Alive from Amazon? But here is the thing that shook me when I realized the connections...

John of God. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6657805/John-God-faith-healer-kept-teenagers-sex-slaves-sold-babies-40-000.html

I am writing this all rough-draft, please forgive no citations and many errors in grammar.

We know for a FACT that John of God would use teens as sex slaves to sell children to parents who couldn't have their own children. Up to $50k a child. What if, as MM's handler, Oprah was really just dog whistling her?

What if Oprah procured the alleged surrogates, and this is why they were forced into the embarassing interview. MM showed recently with the book club appearance that she loathed O.

Think of how this would go.

Hypothetically, MM and H could technically fake the pregnancy and pretend by keeping away from the family under the ruse of racism, What if MM created animosity just to hide the truth and stay away from the others who would know? What if they did find out and were blackmailed by some pretty powerful people into submission?

What if the reason the bullying report will never see the light of day is because it recalls proof of the surrogacy discovery?

What if Harry is separated from MM and dating the lady he was sitting next to secretly? What if the BRF sent that lady to lure him back home?

What if they offer MM a HUGE payout via divorce so that Harry goes back to the UK, and they keep the 'kids' behind private, palace walls forever?

What if MM is forced by O into doing another interview where she tries to pretend racism and ageism from the palace forced her into using a surrogate?

What if MM tries to say they 'forced' her into using a surrogate so that she was blackmailed into playing by their rules; after all, if it ever comes out they're not of her body, they'll have to be legally removed from the Line of Succession.

What if it does come out and causes a Crisis? What if it's true that Trevor told Thomas Markle Jr about an alleged hysterectomy MM had?

OH, what if...

PLEASE GO CHECK OUT MY OLD, OLD STUFF WHERE WE TALK ABOUT THE MISSING LINES

THE MISSING SIGNATURES AREN'T AS BIG A DEAL AS THE MISSING LINES FOR SAID SIGNATURES.

It means everyone flat refused to sign, and they had to make a whole new template and remove the lines so it wasn't so blatantly wrong looking. Don't stop at the signatures. Look deeper.

DID A REAL SCOOP FALL INTO MY LAP TODAY?

Hello You Lovely Readers!

          First of all, I need to say that this author cannot express all the gratitude felt for all of you. This mouse is close to 1000 followers!! I know that is a very big deal to this writing rodent, so thank you all! BUT I HAVE A SCOOP…

          Now before I render the scoop, let me reiterate this is the first time I’ve ever heard of this instance. I would like to say that maybe Journalist Jey told Ashli from the DanjaZone (God, we all miss her, don’t we?) but I cannot recall for certain… I was shocked to hear these things today. Especially where I was and with whom. To find someone from the United Kingdom in my neck of the woods is rare… to find one with intel is a blessing.

          I don’t know the credentials for this cat, but the stuff being said makes total sense. This man was a transplant from England, in my neck of the woods in the States! And his sentiment regarding the Duo was so honest, that he started telling stories I never heard as an American reading via the media.

IT IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING I AM RECALLING IS REHASHED OUT AT HOME, LATER. THIS CAT DIDN'T GIVE ME AN INTERVIEW LOL. I AM PARAPHRASING.

          The first story I heard was something that proves Buckingham Palace was in fact protecting Harry and Meghan. This story never made it anywhere I can think of, and they must have a ton of these stories covered up somewhere. This is the story he told:

          “In the UK, there is a factory that makes guns specifically for when heirs are born. There’s a 20 gauge and a 12 gauge, and they only make one of each for each child. The guns are given to the Crown Estate, as they are essentially public property. William had his when he was born, and Harry had his. Meghan allegedly forced Harry into putting the guns made for him at birth up for auction. Prince William was forced into buying the guns back at auction so that these very rare, and very publicly owned items, could be returned back to the family. As they had no business being sold, anyway.”

          Then, he told us (my husband and I) about how the monarchy isn’t just some people who won the genetic lotto. He explained that monarchy is more about national identity and tradition, and that the entire nation hates them both. He then told us about this part next regarding Harry’s military services:

          “When Harry wanted to join the military, they wanted him to go into something like the Coastguard or even like William did. No, Harry didn’t want that. He wanted to serve in the “real” military. Even though, as an heir to the Throne, Harry knew that he would be costing the taxpayers millions more than necessary. He was never alone in those helicopters. There was a team that went out before him, a team that went out with him, and then a team that came back after him to ensure there was no way he could be left vulnerable. He never once had a risk of life or limb or anything at all whiles over there. It was all a sham. The most decorated member of the Royal Family is a fraud and he hides behind his wife. He didn’t even have military uniform on for the funeral, and that is because he was stripped of it all. He and his wife denounced their duties. He didn’t earn any of anything he did have.”

          Now you all have no idea how excited we were, as my husband knows and appreciates how much this rat loves the Royals!!

          I travel often. I spend a lot of time on the road (compared to the average person), and I spend a lot of time meeting people from Michigan to South Carolina. Yet, I’ve yet to meet someone from the UK (and he and his wife were from Oxford City). My husband has served next to the men and women of the United Kingdom while in Iraq (He was deployed to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once). He already knows how cool the people of the UK are, but for me this was my first in-person encounter. Like I know I sound silly. But it was so neat.

          I want to know what you all think. Does this make sense about the guns? I believe the second story, but I know nothing much about the guns (even though I want to say Ashli may’ve mentioned it).

          The last thing he said though was that he was certain Harry’s kids aren’t getting titles for several reasons (not what you would think and I am paraphrasing here, this isn’t exact. I am remembering as well as I can):

          “Harry is illegitimate.  His real dad is Hewitt and everyone in the country knows it. Everyone passes him off as Charles’s because of his mum. His mum had an affair and Harry is illegitimate. His kids shouldn’t have titles because they refused them for the kids by choice. They chose to abandon their roles and duties and country. Those kids aren’t entitled to anything because Harry isn’t. This is why Charles doesn’t care that he left as much as you’d think. Optics is everything in the Royal Family. Charles loves monarchy more than anything else. He’s waited for that seat for too long, and he won’t let Harry knock him out of it. Bet.”

          We also discussed the differences between our food and cultures, and I really enjoyed the conversation. My husband and I laughed when he said his wife almost left him like ten times in the first two months of being here.

He said, “She went to make meatballs and spaghetti. She didn’t know all the food here has been pre-seasoned and flavored. She’s adding all her regular spices and flavors, and she takes a bite and starts to cry. She said that was the straw the broke the camel’s back. It’s weird in America. You all think you can throw “ja-loppa-nose (his pronunciation of jalapenos)” on everything and call it spicy. I love this country, but I do miss the food and the culture of my home country.”

           It’s amazing the things you find out and learn. He alluded to the fact that Buckingham Palace essentially protected them every step of the way, and they still do protect them.

          So… what do you think about the guns or the deployment story or everything else? I’ve heard that Hewitt wasn’t around until after Harry was born, but who would really know for certain? Anything can be denied and covered over with a good story and a photo. It’s the game of optics, remember?

Remember, the plan was for Harry to leave after 10 years for the transition of the slimmed down Monarchy? It seems there is something going on  we’re missing.

          We’re missing something, right in front of our faces, too.

          Bet… I bet the Telegraph will get a surrogacy dossier or something along those lines soon enough. Probably right after the coronation. Maybe even a day or two before, that way the sensationalism is there for action and Charles will finally have that forced hand he needs.

Until the next bit of cheese drops in the floor,

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/prince-harry-panicking-over-money-30467262?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

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LIKE this mouse was told by a REPUTABLE source... it seems like they're floating ideas for things and offers. Or they want to try to test the waters...

Do you actually think KC3 really cares about the opinions or thoughts of anyone? Harry may be his mother's son, but he's also been raised by Charles... Charles and Diana were so volatile because they're the same coin. Two different faces on the same coin.

Really look at it. Stop with Team Wales v Everyone. Not one member of the BRF cares about public opinions in the way we think they do. How could they?

I'll say my source said talks in circles on high (Aristocats? Meow...) a deal for MM is being offered by KC3. They want H back with a royal reputation in a somewhat repairable state.

And then I saw this from beloved #HarrysGreySuit on Twitter from the Mirror...

On the one hand, they cannot be trusted. They cannot be guaranteed to be quiet and shut up. On the other, MM right she'd be making money. She only wants the money and the infamy. Harry only wants to get back at Papa Charles. Charles only wants Camilla and power. Camilla only wants a drink, a cigarette, and a book. William wants to be king. Catherine wants to be Queen. (Neither of those two will left anything shatter that image.) Everyone else wants what we all do... an easy ride.

"Whatever the press ignores that the masses constantly speak on... that's where the real dirty truths lie. We only speak on things we want to share. We hide the truths we don't." -Sniffles T. Maus

Oh, and btw... I love every one of you to bits. Even you, Meghan Markle (God says love everyone, right). You've kept me entertained. I see all people at real value. I see who you are, Meghan. You won't fill that hole by throwing money at it. And you won't be president because you lack self-awareness. Divorce him yourself, and you can salvage that image you want to curate for the world. You can be on Real Housewives and avoid the fishbowl. That's what you want, right? To be independent with your own money?

After the passing of Her Majesty the Queen, King Charles used his first-ever message as king to set the precedent of his reign. I am almost certain that his mother told him to do this much, so as to clear the air. I imagine one evening, mayhaps over some tea or biscuits, long before his mother was gone, that a conversation happened where his mother told her son the importance of boundaries, setting them, and most importantly sticking to them. I say this for what I say next.

It would seem that Harry and Meghan expected those precious HRHs to appear as automatically as those possessing them were delivered. It would also seem that every time they use the word “security” they mean “money”. Most of all, it seems they want back in and they aren’t getting what they want… exactly. It would seem some conditions were made. Why else is there this mad scramble to move mansions, edit Netflix and Spotify productions, push back money-making novels (THIS AUTHOR REFUSES to call Harry’s impending memoir as such; it is most certainly all an act of fiction), as well as parting ways with Sunshine Sachs?

When QEII died, with her went an entire legacy. Now, Charles is the King. And he had a vision of what he wanted his reign to look like that included Harry and his family. I’ve read most of the good bits of every fair and decent biography written about them – from Tom Bower, to Lady C to Tina Brown. I can tell you without a doubt that Charles had highest of hopes for Harry. Which has me concerned. I hate to play devil’s advocate here, but the proof is in the press. All their behaviors say they were given an ultimatum.

Why is it that, since leaving the UK, Harry and Meghan have rid themselves of Sunshine Sachs? I’ve seen blind items referring to the fact that Sunshine Sachs was bragging to other clients about charging the couple ten times the going rate. I’ve seen posts saying that Sunshine Sachs was always meant to be temporary, that the plan was always to “let them go” once settled. Still yet, there is a third explanation suggesting they ran out of money and haven’t paid their bills in quite some time. On top of dismissing Sunshine Sachs, however, there are even rumors of them selling their house in Montecito.

This author posted to you, my beloved reader, their mortgage specifics. The first ten years of their mortgage, they would be at a low interest rate of 2% or so. Right now, in America, the mortgage rates are rising. They are around 7% right now. This means that even if Meghan and/or Harry had amazing credit scores, they would still expect to pay astronomically more on a new mortgage than what they do now.

Let me give you an example. Say I bought a house for $14M. My interest rate is 2.49%. My monthly payment will be a little over $55,000 without the escrow, insurance(s), or property taxes. But buying a new house now means interest rates are much higher. With interest, a tenth of a percent can equate to millions over the long run. Half a hundred-thousand a month on a mortgage is expensive to people like you and me. Say now I want to move.

If I sold the old house… I would have to sell it for enough to pay off the old mortgage to break even. I’d have to sell it over the remaining amount to get a profit, and I would have to sell ice water in hades to make enough bank to pay off the old and buy outright bigger or better. But remember the interest rates are higher now. So, it costs more to buy the same amount of sqaure footage now than it did two years ago. A $14M mansion at 6.18% is going to cost the new buyer $85,000+. That means an even more expensive mansion will cost even more. That’s not counting everything else that goes with buying a house like realtors’ commissions, 4title/deed work, etc. Everything they are doing is costing them money. Why?

The only thing that suggests they need money is parting ways with Sunshine Sachs. Everything else is going to cost them money. Which means they are doing this for a long-run purpose in mind. You only spend money like this to make it up tenfold later on down the road. Messing with publishers, Spotify, and Netflix like this threatens their only potential revenue streams. Those BS job titles handed to Harry by those Silicon suckers probably came in the form of stock they cannot get money out of readily right now. If he’s getting paid legit money, it’s not more than $90,000 a month.

Now do you see why I fear this all? This all says to me a deal was potentially struck during the mourning period. It says Charles told them if they want their children to be titled and all that, you have to give me something, too. It says they are in the middle of negotiations. There is no way that it’s down to being broke. They would just start doing ten times the bombing via interviews and podcasts.

If they tone down the blame game rhetoric, especially if they start trying to extend “olive branches”, then we will know why. Then again, I kind of hope that I am wrong. I hope the shifting is her preparing for divorce from him. I hope that she saw he had nothing more to give, and without that drip of prestige and money… Harry is no longer worth his trouble. He just becomes an addicted abuser.

Addicts tend to travel in pairs because some dope is better than none. You increase your chances of getting high if two people are working together. Same thing with psychopath-sociopath narcissists. They are heavily co-dependent. Until the loathing overpowers the dependency. It always does, too. These relationships eat themselves from the inside out.

Charles is wise to keep them close. He should use their antics against them every time a serious faux pau pops up. I’d use the press to redirect every bad comment back at them if I were him. I could teach a masterclass on manipulation, though. So I assume most people don’t think like that.

My point is this. Harry and Meghan are making moves that wouldn’t make them money. It would cost them money. That means these moves are more valuable to them later on than those current deals are now. What could that possibly be, other than titles ore a way back home?