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Hey strangers on the internet, how does my cover art look? Any changes I should make before I run with it?
(This will be for posting the book as a serial novel on Royal Road, not printed as paperback -- yet! -- because it's already online here on Tumblr, and Amazon refuses to carry things you can get elsewhere for free.)
Anyways, this is the story of five fantasyland creatures who get turned human against their will, and go off to Beat The Wizard and get turned back. It's fun.
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Man, I keep fucking up. So like, I just started a job today and my dumbass keeps introducing myself like I might be a human female.... oops.
Guess I'm just a lesbian 🤷🏻
It's whatever. We both know I'm not even human, fr.
It's up on Royal Road! Wish me luck!
(Behold, I have photoshopped the cover art onto a hardback book for eyecatchability, though it is only digital for now. Who knows what the future may hold?) (Fantasyland nonsense, that's what it will hold.)
Accidentally Human is the story of five fantasy creatures who get turned human against their will, then go Off To Beat The Wizard and get changed back.
It's already here on Tumblr, and now I'm branching out to see what readers think of it on Royal Road too.
So if you read things on RR, give it a look! Apparently rating scores are a big deal there.
Nothing like reading over notes from something written a couple years back.
"Oh yeah, I forgot about the dryads with the mistletoe afros! How did I forget that? Love those. They're a parasitic thing favored by the rebellious youths. Did I even include them in the story, or just think about it?"
"And when the minotaur turns human, she's probably not used to having front teeth on the top AND bottom, since cows don't. Did I say minotaur teeth were more omnivorous? Guess I'll find out."
My notes: "Dragons, or at least Razorscale, have disdainful opinions about the way humans catch fish. It’s demeaning to the fish. [see ‘fishing’ pic & chapter 23]."
Me: "I have no memory of chapter 23. Let's see about that picture."
Screenshot labeled "fishing":
Well okay then. That's definitely one perspective on the matter.
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Story notes: "Secretly dragons are full-on firebenders; they just like being underestimated."
Me: "I've got to write more about this world."
"How do you pick names for your characters?"
"Oh, SO many ways. For example, these two I named Tarse and Macken, because they reminded me of Pintel and Ragetti from Pirates of the Caribbean."
"I don't see the connection...?"
"The actor who played Ragetti was named Mackenzie Crook, so 'Macken.' Then I googled 'Pintel,' and found that it means two things! One is a nautical pin."
"And the other..."
"And the other is penis. Which another search told me has also been called 'tarse.' Which sounded like the perfect name for this guy."
"So it fits, then?"
"Oh yeah, he's definitely a tarse."
My notes: "The seagoing orcs have two songs about clubbing merfolk in the head, and one about losing an eye to a water-magic dagger."
Me: "I should write those songs."
Also Me: "Edit the book first!"
