#accidental spawns

Well, you’re a flier, even if only a shuttle, and have been grossly mistreated by the Autobots - my sympathies - but you technically are a traitor.

*optics narrow and bares dentals with a hiss* Filthy Autobrats, those hypocritical high-and-mighty members of the Council authorized stealing my CNA in order to break their own ‘no Autobot may fly’ rule, turning pathetic ground-pounders into mockeries of fliers with callous disregard to the lives of younglings, all to try and create a new weapon to end the ‘scourge’ of the ‘Decepticon menace’.

lamia: how do you feel about children?I will assume you mean those of our species, and not the grubby actually-spewing-slime spawn of organics such as those native to this planet.They’re cute from a distance, though my ward is ample proof that they can be annoying as slag. And yet... watching her succeed and improve has been so rewarding.

asmodeus: on whom do you want revenge and how would you take it?*snorts* It would be too easy to merely say ‘Megatron’ and ‘assassination’. I want revenge on the Autobots who exiled us. I want revenge on the builders who razed my glorious city to the ground, and then erected disgusting ground-pounder residences atop it. I want revenge upon those who molested me to steal my coding, upon those who experimented on how to extract the protocol that they self-righteously purged from their society over 2 million stellar cycles ago, upon those who found it useful to instill my CNA into younglings, technically giving me offspring. Similarly, it would be nice to punish Swindle for his similar crime at least he had the sense to make Pit-damed proper Seekers out of it. Though their actions have served to benefit me, I would like revenge upon those who demean and threaten any of their own who dare question their blatant propaganda.How to enact such revenge? Kill them. But not immediately. And once they’re all dead, I would visit the Well just to mock them for assuming they could best me and the army of my faction. ... It would take time, as I’d have to terminate myself periodically to make sure I catch their departing Sparks before they all rejoin the Well. *semi-amused huff* I don’t doubt ‘Lord’ Megatron would be willing to assist me in that task.

*rubs his servos gleefully before cracking them and flexing his wings through a few preparation poses*

“I like to think of the Sakaarans as paper people.”

♥  :Name one thing about the way their emotions work that they despise.If Megatron is in the room, or even merely the conversation topic, Starscream becomes unreasonably snitty [far more than the norm for him]. It’s a defensive reaction, and one he wishes wasn’t quite so telling.

☎ :List three or more people they would call out for during an emergency.

Cumulus - baby had better be slagging unscathed or there will be Pit to pay once he’s come back from the edge of the Well

Scalpel - already knows nearly everything involving Starscream, Megatron, and repairs, so he might as well designate the tiny ‘Con as his go-to medic

any clones/spawn in the area - “This crisis had better not be of your doing give me a little bit of warning next time, brat!”

Sigh. When Swindle’s first Seekerclone attempt had gone horribly awry, the Air Commander had suggested they try for a younger-frame, hoping it would affect the processor. Either it didn’t work at all, or it worked too well.

So now Starscream was stuck with a whining needy little glitch of a spawn, once Swindle turned a select part of his own argument[s] against him - Seekers know Seekers best.

I DON’T HAVE ‘KIDS' OR SPAWNS OF ANY TYPE

*glances at Cumulus, who doesn’t count*

Wouldn't Scream just have the biggest family reunion ever? Five direct clones, two half clones, two Autobot-kids-augmented-by-Decepticon-coding, and an adopted Seekerling.