Omg that last addition to the AC 141 was so cute!!! It just makes me wonder how badly they would freak out when their human misses when trying to catch a tarantula or scorpion and passes out from the sting⊠high risk high reward
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Soap rushes to the museum cafe when it happens, and finds the old lion at a corner table enjoying a cappuccino to some smooth jazz.
âCaptain,â he pants, hands on his knees, âthe human got stung.â
Price is unperturbed. He blows a little stream of cool air over his mug, eyes closed with pleasure. âHappened before, Soap. Just needs a little medicine, remember? Theyâll be fine.â
âNo, sir,â Soap gasps, âscorpion.â
A beat. For a moment, he thinks Price wonât react. He remains completely still, expression totally neutralâ
Suddenly the lion flings the mug away, splashing an arc of coffee across the table, and then heâs moving fast, sprinting past an indignant, sputtering Brewster, and itâs all Soap can do after his mad dash to the museum to keep up. He doesnât know exactly how Price knows which direction to run, but he figures it has something to do with the smartphone Price gave you when you first arrivedâit hardly matters. They come upon you quickly, on the south side of the island, lying facedown in the grass and attended by Ghost and Gaz.
âCaptain!â Gaz barks, visibly panicking. âThey wonât wake up!â
Ghost is less flustered than the young wolf but equally distressed. âPrice, we gotta do somethinâ fast, humans donât take well to venom.â
âHow the bloody hell did this happen?â Price growls. He gets on his knees to turn you over; youâre out cold, but still breathing easily.
âThey wereâŠâ Gaz trails, looking bemused.
âChasing it,â Ghost finishes. âWith a net.â
Price blinks several times. He looks between the bear and the lion, and then at the horse. Soap raises both hands.
âWhat, are we supposed to stop them?â he demands. âYou said we gotta let humans be humans, boss, sometimes theyâreâwell, er, theyâreâŠâ
âMortally stupid,â Price supplies, bushy brows lowering. âAlright. Help me get âem home. They should be comfortable at least, while we figure out what to do.â
He says it perfunctorily, as if heâs ambivalent to your life or death, but when Price lifts your shoulders itâs the gentlest any of the 141 have ever seen him touch another living being. Ghost gets a hold on your legs, and between the two of them, with the younger animals following behind, they make it to your front doorstep.
Thenâthe moment they reach your door, like magic, your eyes suddenly pop open. It startles everyone so badly, Gaz and Soap jump back with shock.
âPrice?â you say, blinking. âGhost?â
âWeâre here,â says the lion. âHow do you feel, kid?â
âIâm fine,â you say. âWhatâs going on?â
âYou passed out,â Ghost says. âWe saw it happenâdonât you remember the scorpion?â
âGave us a bloody heart attack!â Gaz cries.
âOhhhh yeah,â you say. âOh, Iâm okay, guys. Itâs not the first time itâs happened.â
Dead silence. Soapâs mouth drops open. Price is as still as a statue.
Ghost lets your feet drop to the ground. âBloody fuckinâ hell.â
He turns away and stalks off, muttering under his breath. If youâre shocked by the profanity (a violation of another of Priceâs many rules), you donât show it.
âThanks for bringing me home,â you say, looking innocently up to the lion. âI wanted to change my outfit anyway.â
Wordlessly, Price sets you down. You wave to the three remaining animals, and disappear inside.
âMy house,â the lion says wearily. He appears as though heâs aged ten years in five minutes. âSomeone get Ghost. Iâm breaking out the whisky.â












