Bernard would definetly absolutely use what social media influence he has to spread conspiracies about members of the batfam. This occurs when he's particularly bored, yes, but also when he gets specifically petty over one of them even mildly inconveniencing him.
Dick even slightly insinuates that he's overbearing? Guess what shitwad. New theory dropped that Nightwing is actually an anthromorph taking shape as Batman's son because the true first robin died a long time ago and now an otherworldly Mass has taken over his form and no one is aware he isn't the real original robin.
Jason breaks his favorite glass dish– a gift from his nonna in Italy? Everyone knows Red Hood is Back Skull and Bane's secret love child, but the divorce was just so toxic and messy that Batman had to step in and take custody, and that's why they had such an intense and awkward 'you're NOT my dad!' 'im sorry I'll never be what you want but I'm TRYING my BEST' energy when he first showed up. If you see him on the streets be sure to remind him that it's okay, and families come in all shapes and sizes
Stephanie swiped his limited edition Batgirl hoodie when he wasn't looking? The Spoiler is actually having an illicit love affair with Superboy. Yeah . Its been going on for YEARS, it's honestly such a messy love square between her, Robin, and Superboy. I mean,, he's just the speculator here so it's not HIS fault if fan theories blow up in tiktok. Oh now there's fan edits. Scrutinization of old photos. Poly fics on ao3. (Bern stalks those REI AMI-style, actually he was very proud of that one.)
Bruce Wayne doesn't do more to try preventing Tim from overworking himself? Forty three minute long video on how he's secretly, hear him out. A Green Lantern. He's connected the dots the dots are all there in a neat little row. It just makes perfect sense. (Bruce hasn't known peace since. Hal still hasn't let him live that down.)
I want him to be utterly unstoppable in his posting of lies and libel. Tim won't do anything because 'aww but look at him, he's having so much fun :) he's so cute when he's deranged :)' and also he, too, fears what Bernard might put out into the world about him through spite.
