#aboutthat

I measure my life in fuckin' record album increments.

I ain't a perfectionist, for what it's all effin worth.

I thought I wanted to be a director, until I watched a shit movie, and decided it was too much fuckin' work.

I stopped watching tv shows regularly the minute streaming fuckin' started.

I only read a fuckin' book if it really, truly, honest to Lord, calls me.

I always wanted to be just the cool fuckin' aunt or uncle.

I was tested as gifted and fuckin' talented, or so I thought.

I used to love watching tennis, until they included a fuckin' red carpet.