Shadow Boxing Confidential

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Suburbia as fuck sucks.

I measure my life in fuckin' record album increments.

I ain't a perfectionist, for what it's all effin worth.

I thought I wanted to be a director, until I watched a shit movie, and decided it was too much fuckin' work.

I stopped watching tv shows regularly the minute streaming fuckin' started.

I only read a fuckin' book if it really, truly, honest to Lord, calls me.

I always wanted to be just the cool fuckin' aunt or uncle.

I was tested as gifted and fuckin' talented, or so I thought.

I used to love watching tennis, until they included a fuckin' red carpet.

I have freckle on my face that makes me really fuckin' self conscious.

I hate Sweeney Todd, it's fucking macho horror bullcrap.

I hate pokémon with a firey fuckin' passion, except for Squirtle.

In an ironic twist of fate, I am not a fuckin' apple, but a Window.

I'm a long hair, but it weighs down my fuckin' face.