Sep 10, 2021
"It's only gay if you make it gay, Comrade."
"Pretty sure I just did, big guy."
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"It's only gay if you make it gay, Comrade."
"Pretty sure I just did, big guy."
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"Half of the time you're so pretty. The other half I wanna fucking strangle you."
"I see no reason we can't have both," Leon responds, cheeky smile tempered with the cynicism of age and consequent exhaustion. He's still the same man, in a way, but so much has changed, the snark is often a veneer.
It isn't easy to hide things from Jack Krauser, however. The man has always apprehended Leon's moods, quirks, and movements with little effort.
Big spoon (Leon)
Settling back into Krauser’s embrace is easier than Leon had thought it would be. The man feels the same as he did before, or close enough. He’s hard and warm and his arms are like hot girders, wrapped tightly about Leon’s lithe frame. They’ve both changed, but maybe those changes have only made them fit together better. The irony of falling fast asleep in the arms of such dangerous man is not lost on Leon’s subconscious.
Big spoon, little spoon
TRUTH Leon, if Krauser were to come back, what would you do?
“Ask him how the fuck he survived his heart literally exploding out of his chest.” Leon doesn’t even bother lifting his gaze from the puzzle laid out on the table in the dining room of the large house he has acquired on Uncle Sam’s dime. “How he got control of that fucked up mutation,” he continues, fiddling with a corner piece and adding a few more edge pieces along with it. He reaches for the wine glass nearby.
“...ask him if he missed me.”
Leon freezes, staring at nothing and blinking several times, his hand closing around the glass and lifting it. He brings it to his lips, drinks a LOT and QUICKLY, before looking up with a stormy, unreadable expression on his face.
“Get out.”
Truth serum!!
So Kennedy. Who's the scarred up gorilla?
He jerks his thumb over one shoulder to indicate the "gorilla" in question. "This guy? Jack Krauser. Old friend. Who's askin'?" Leon's tone makes it very clear he's been more than generous with THAT terse response.
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"Unf..." It was a subtle sound from Krauser as he silently watched Leon undress. Both of them were tired from the jungle heat. Both of them needed a moment to rest, and that was when Leon had caught his eye. Perhaps the grunt wasn't as subtle as he thought.
Leon looked up, one brow raised, wondering if he'd heard what he thought. Maybe the guy had just seen (and saved his ass from) another nasty critter. If he'd seen a BOW, Leon was confident the noise would've been different, more indicative.
In fact, if he wasn't completely bushwhacked from the heat, he'd have said with certainty that it was the sound of checking out someone's rear-end, or something along those lines.
But that was impossible.
Wasn't it?
send UMF if you think my muse is hot
“Heads up. Throwing the friendliest “Umf” that I can in your direction, Leon.” - Claire
“Right back at you, Madame Director.” Instead of a salute, Leon produces the most flamboyant finger guns he can manage. The new position of Director of Terrasave suits her. She’s right where she needs to be and, to boot, she’s still the same old Claire.Â
EW A SHIP MEME do lionhawk lmao
A Less Spicy Shipping Meme
Send a 💖 and I’ll tell you what a relationship would be like with my character:
How likely they are to enter a relationship with them:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Would they...
Make the first move? Yes | No Say “I love you” first? Yes | No Cheat on them? Yes | No Be the jealous type? Yes | No Plan the dates? Yes | No (HAVE YOU MET THEM; WHAT PLANS) Initiate the first kiss? Yes | No Remember anniversaries? Yes | No
BOLD WHAT APPLIES:
Their Relationship Is:
friends to lovers | rivals to lovers | enemies to lovers | still just enemies | mutual pining | star crossed lovers | old married couple | perpetual honeymoon phase | stable and boring | stable but not boring | secret lovers | best friends hiding their feelings | and they were roommates | friends with benefits | coworkers avoiding HR | one-sided affection | weird sexual tension | it’s complicated | toxic relationship | a secret affair | an actual dumpster fire | other
PUBLIC Displays of Affection:
hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips | Â cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection
PRIVATE Displays of Affection:
hand holding | kiss on the hand | kiss on the cheek | kiss on the forehead | kiss on the lips |Â cuddling | hugging | affectionate messages or comments | pet names | pictures together | no displays of affection
Do they stay together?
yes, this is endgame | yes but someone is gonna die tragically | something is keeping them apart | they part ways as friends | they part ways as enemies | they’re on-again-off-again | they have a super messy breakup | it was just a fling | other
BONUS
What terrible pet names would they give each other?
Whatever is guaranteed to freak Jamiroquai (Leon’s son) out the most. Shit like “pumpkin” is amateur hour—we’re talkin’ the gooiest garbage names you’ve ever even thought of in your most hideous meet-cute nightmares. “Pookie” will be thrown around with reckless abandon.