[RE!Hawk@Leon] “You wanna see something fucked up?” She’s testing him, as she does often — it is as if she cannot believe he is not afraid of her, is not disgusted by her. This time it is not merely bristling scales or multiplied tendrils; she has managed to halt her transformation in a condition that leaves her piloting the beginnings of Manticore — extended limbs, what appears to be a proto-head arched up behind her own in a manner weirdly like some resting long-necked water bird, and heavy mane-tendrils sprouting here and there. Her original, human arms are still free, and in one of them she is holding a wine cooler which she is sipping casually, as if she is not currently a ten-foot spaghetti monster.
“That looks like one of those fuckin’ anime things Jamie’s always watching,” says Leon over a mug of absolutely not coffee. The thing reads “#1 Twink” and Hawker had purchased it for him as a joke. It is now the only mug he will use. They have tried hiding it in all manner of places; he always seems to turn up with it. It currently contains some kind of smooth, expensive whiskey with a cursory amount of hot chocolate.
“Like one of the really fucked up ones,” he adds after a moment, not knowing the difference, but having wandered by enough times to know where that shit is going. “Hang on, can you hold like, four beers at once?”
Leon immediately sets his mug aside and moves for the fridge. What can possibly go wrong?













