#aboutjessemeta

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JESSE MCCREE

𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 / 𝙝𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙨.

is submissive   |   is dominant |   prefers to top  |   prefers to bottom  |   likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual  |   identifies as homosexual   |   identifies as bisexual  |   identifies as pansexual |   identifies as demisexual   |   identifies as asexual   | enjoys sex with men |enjoys sex with women |   enjoys sex with multiple people at one time  |   initiates  | waits for partner to initiate | spits (with men) |  swallows  |   prefers sex in the morning   |  prefers sex at night  | prefers sex any time  |   no sex drive   |   low sex drive   |  average sex drive   |   high sex drive  |   hypersexual

𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 / 𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚.

small build   |   medium build  |   athletic build   |   muscular build |  soft build   |  curvy build   | voluptuous build   |   wears boxers  |   wears lingerie |   goes ‘commando’   | shaves/waxes   |  doesn’t shave/wax  |   cup size a-c   |   cup size d-f  |   1-5" in length | 6-9" in length   |   10" or over in length

𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨.

is silent / makes little to no sounds   |   is very quiet   |   is very loud   | grows in volume over time   |   bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves |  calls out partner’s name  |  curses |   fakes/exaggerates |   prefers a quiet partner  |   prefers a loud partner |   is turned on by dirty talk |   is turned off by dirty talk

𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣-𝙤𝙣𝙨 / 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙨.

Send me a pairing and I’ll tell you:

Who is louder? Hanzo. Don’t lie, darlin’

Who is more experimental? Hanzo.

Who takes more risks? Hanzo.

Do they fuck or make love? Yes.

Lights on or off? Yes.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? McCree, but by “caught” you mean “doing it for attention”.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Hanzo.  

Has either stolen the other’s underwear? Nope. Hanzo thinks McCree’s choice in undergarments is foolish and the feeling is mutual.

Who comes first? McCree—what can he say? Hanzo is GOOD.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? This is an ongoing debate, but secretly  McCree has the best dick suckin’ lips this side o’ the Mississippi and Hanzo LOOOOVES watchin’ him.

Who is more submissive? McCree

Who usually initiates things? Physically? Hanzo. But McCree plays a good teasing game, so it’s pretty even.

Who is more sensitive? McCree

Who has the most patience? McCree

Which kinks do they share? Shibari, shower sex, not-in-a-bed sex, semi-public sneaky sex—on-mission sex is tempting as hell, but as in love as they are, they’re also consummate professionals.

I actually received McHanzo twice, so this’ll cover ‘em both!

send me a ship

Let the flirtation begin, darlin’.

Jet Link - he’s definitely made of some kind of ti-based superalloy

Zero - titanium was used in his construction

Jesse McCree - some parts of his cybernetic limb are titanium

Alphonse Elric - he’s a big metal dude. It’s probably not titanium, in all fairness

Takashi Shirogane - his new cool earth-made arm has GOTTA have titanium in it

//GOOD ONE

Jim Raynor - wears a revolver, a giant fucking space revolver--he’s a space cowboy

Jesse McCree - he’s earth Jim Raynor, uses a future!revolver and calls himself a gunslinger--cowboy

Mordecai - his right side skill tree is “gunslinger” and he canonically won an intergalactic sniping competition with a revolver. as a frequent Mordy player, I can tell you I am VERY effective with a Tediore Equalizer

Cuthbert Allgood - a literal Gunslinger. That’s his title. It’s like a knight packing irons instead of a sword/shield. 

//I tried to pick four different folks... I hope I’ve answered these adequately. Under a cut ‘cause ain’t nobody got room f’dat.