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What would you find in your muse’s refrigerator right now?

//Milk, eggs, cheese... bread, lunchmeat, condiments--very basic shit. He’s no chef, but he’s at least learned to keep fresh food in his refrigerator. And he doesn’t burn macaroni and cheese anymore!

//I defined this for fun once. You can’t catch me, Anon.

Sandman - he was crushed in a mine collapse--the dust wasn’t volcanic, but if you get to take liberties with FAKE WORDS, then I get to do a little bending of my own. MW3 killed me, side note I haven’t recovered

Jet Link - he has battled gods (mythos cyborgs) near volcanoes and I just do not think he avoided volcanic ash inhalation

Ulfric Stormcloak - he’d battle a dragon if the dang dragonborn wasn’t always--JK he was at Helgen my dudes. Dragon fire has a tendency to melt shit, turn it to ash--once more, not a volcano but ain’t nobody got time to vvisit vvardenfell

Kylo Ren - look I’m not saying he does lines of his grandpappy’s Mustafar ashes but

Jet Link - he’s definitely made of some kind of ti-based superalloy

Zero - titanium was used in his construction

Jesse McCree - some parts of his cybernetic limb are titanium

Alphonse Elric - he’s a big metal dude. It’s probably not titanium, in all fairness

Takashi Shirogane - his new cool earth-made arm has GOTTA have titanium in it

RULES   :   you  can  only  say  guilty  or  innocent  .  you  are  not  allowed  to  explain  anything  unless someone  messages  you  or  asks  you .  repost ,  don’t  reblog  !

asked  someone  to  marry  you  ? INNOCENT

kissed  one  of  your  friends  ?   GULTY

danced  on  a  table  in  a  bar  /  tavern  ?   INNOCENT

ever  told  a  lie ?   GUILTY

had  feelings  for  someone  whom  you  can’t  have  ?  GUILTY

ever  kissed  someone  of  the  same  sex  ?   GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

kissed  a  picture  ?  INNOCENT

slept  until  5pm  ?   GUILTY

fallen  asleep  at  work  /  school  ?  GUILTY

held  a  snake  ? INNOCENT (007 counts, right?)

been  suspended  from  school  ?   INNOCENT 

worked  at  a  fast  food  chain  /  restaurant  ?   INNOCENT

stolen  something  ?   GUILTY

been  fired  from  a  job ?   INNOCENT

done  something  you  regret  ?   GUILTY

laughed  until  something  you  were  drinking  came  out  of  your  nose  ?  GUILTY 

caught  a  snowflake  on  your  tongue ?   GUILTY

kissed  in  the  rain  ?   GUILTY

sat  on  a  roof  top  ?   GUILTY

kissed  someone  you  shouldn’t  ?   GUILTY

sang  in  the  shower  ?  GUILTY

been  pushed  into  a  pool  with  all  your  clothes  on  ?  INNOCENT 

shaved  your  head  ?   INNOCENT

slept  naked  ?   GUILTY

made  a  boyfriend  /  girlfriend  cry ?   GUILTY

shot  a  gun  ?   GUILTY

still  love  someone  you  shouldn’t  ?   GUILTY

have  /  had  a  tattoo ?   GUILTY

liked  someone  ,  but  will  never  tell  who  ?   GUILTY

been  too  honest  ?   GUILTY

ruined  a  surprise  ? INNOCENT

been  told  that  you’re  beautiful  by  someone  who  totally  meant  what  they  said  ? GUILTY

still  have  communication  w/  your  ex  ?   INNOCENT

cheated  on  someone  ?  INNOCENT

got  so  angry  that  you  cried  ?   GUILTY

tried  to  stay  away  from  someone  for  their  own  good  ?  GUILTY

thoughts  about  suicide  ?   GUILTY

thoughts  about  murder  ?   GUILTY

how  about  mass  murder  ?   INNOCENT

stalked  someone  ?   INNOCENT

had  a  girlfriend  /  boyfriend  ?   GUILTY

gotten  totally  drunk  during  a  holiday  ?   GUILTY

tagged by: @demon-blood-youths

Piccolo went from neutral evil to neutral good. 

Mordecai is chaotic neutral. 

Jet is chaotic good.

I’ve got more!!

Here are some headcanons about my hot tempered cyborg son.