#about kris

@outcrspvced Noelle for Kris

is this born and raised Serpent!Kris or Northside!Kris who joins the serpents I have no idea but I am so fucking gay for her

Send me a 🌞+ Oc & AU and I’ll make a Moodboard

Howdy everyone, I’m Kris! I’m Canadian, my pronouns are they/them, and I’m a lesbian. I live with my outrageously beautiful partner of 7 years. I’m also autistic and mobility disabled — I use a purple cane with stickers all over it, including a Sugar Rush logo just to be funny lmao

I’m not really active in any other fandoms, but I’m a lover of all kinds of animation and games. Comics are my favorite thing to draw because I love making people laugh, but monsters, cute critters, furries, pretty girls, and a combination of all of those are some other faves lol. I’ve been writing almost my whole life, and complex emotions/relationships are my fave to write about. I also love baking, and I love playing dnd with my buddies!

I can make myself cry by thinking too hard about Lord of the Rings or singing songs from Les Miserables, I have a Green Dragon LotR-inspired half-sleeve tattoo on my left arm, I worked in a sex toy store for 8 months, I dropped out of school twice but passed my GED without studying, and I broke one of my pinky toes by getting it caught under a closing door.

Some questions that I get asked a lot, or could come up.

Q. Who do you write for?

A. I write for:

Tom Holland

Harrison Osterfield

Harry Holland

Jacob Batalon

Tony Revolori

Zendaya

Laura Harrier

Peter Parker

Ned Leeds

Stray Kids

Q. Do you write smut?

A. Yep. It’s encouraged, actually.

Q. What/who won’t you write for/about?

A. Okay:

Paddy Holland (not that anyone’s asked but people on other blogs have so I’m nipping that in the bud)

Smut involving Peter Parker, at least until he’s 18 in the MCU

Anything involving child abuse (including just striking them out of anger)

Rape

Eating disorders

Uh, I got an ask about rimming once and I’m not going to write that either because it’s icky

Male!Reader. I love to read it. I’m terrible at writing it. Plus the last one I tried got, like, three notes so that kind of helped turn me off to the whole idea.

I am also not super comfortable with writing Yang Jeongin smut. I don’t know why. He’s an adult. But don’t ask me to do it because I WILL tell you no.

Q. Do you have a master list?

A. Yes!

Q. What can I put in your inbox?

A. Anything you want. You can request something, you can submit a blurb. You can ask for advice (although, not unlike Chandler Bing, I’m not so great with the advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?). You can quote your favorite TV show or Vine (I LOVE Vines). You can just rant about whatever. I’m always here to talk to!

Q. So why haven’t you answered my question/written my thing yet?

A. The short answer: Hi, thanks for checking in, I’m ♫still a piece of garbage♫

The longer answer: I have ADHD that I do not take meds for. Although I probably should. Thus, I have the attention span of a fruit fly. Also: while I don’t work currently (my choice), I do have a dog and a teenage daughter who also has ADHD to take care of. So.

I do this for fun and zero profit. So I’m very grateful for all of my followers and don’t want you to think for a moment I don’t care about you. It just may take me some time to get to you, and it’s not because I don’t love you.

Also, Tumblr eats asks sometimes. Instead of eating asks, it can eat my ass

Q. My family sucks, will you be my mom?

A. Honestly, I’m old enough to probably actually be your mom, so: You bet, kiddo. I’m your mom now. You are my favorite and your bedtime is never (but try to be home or at least shoot me a text by midnight, Mom worries)

Q. So when is that Harry/Haz/Reader threesome fic going to be done?

A. I ACTUALLY WROTE IT, IT’S RIGHT HERE

We’re leaving out the part where Dove threatened to take away my daily Tom Felton post until I wrote it. And then they stopped doing it. Yes, I am complaining about it in public so what

Q. You loved Vine??

A. I LOVED Vine.

Q. Who were your favorite Viners?

A. Just the ones off the top of my head: Thomas Sanders, J. Cyrus, Brendon McNerney, Brandon Calvillo, Sara Hopkins. My favorite Vine of all-time is that one with Kermit the Frog singing “I Don’t Mind.” Oh, and Sara Hopkins’ “Hype Man Duties.”

Q. What are you favorite AU’s/tropes?

A.

Roommates (oh my God, they were roommates)

Fake dating

Mob

Baseball player

CEO

Single Dad

I also thought up but probably can’t take credit for inventing Skateboarder!Haz.

I have several ideas for frat boy!Changbin taking up valuable real estate in my brain

You also can’t go wrong with the classic “There was only one bed” trope

Q. Favorite sports teams?

A. Just one: I love baseball and am a die-hard St. Louis Cardinals fan. They have an outfielder named Harrison Bader who I am in love with. He’s the other Harrison in my life.

Q. Favorite TV shows?

A. Friends forever and always, even though Ross is the absolute worst. Also: How I Met Your Mother, Psych, Burn Notice, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and The Good Place (I adore Jason Mendoza, he is my sweet dumb baby and I love him).

Kevin

Toni

Cheryl

Archie

Sweet Pea

send me 💞 + an oc and I’ll tell you my top five favourite dynamics of theirs