#aaidoru

such a shame that most of you aren't even fit enough to lick grime off the sole of my shoe, let alone be a satisfactory escort. i have no choice but to put each and every one of you through a rigorous set of trials to weed out the best -- we'll start with a hammer throw. you all stand in a line, and i throw hammers at you!! the one with the least concussions wins!

I'm so tired I could fight someone.

Named after a popstar! Hardcore.

Oh my god I am so proud.

Maizono-chan will be getting a selfie from me.

"Hello." Celestia smiled, fixating her red eyes on her blue ones.