So we now have Ezra. The new soul in Andy's Apple Farm thanks to the new update. And Ezra (from the fanart and the concept art from Necromancertwink's Twitter that I've gathered) is a sort of fortune teller. And Bauhaus the Bat is just that. So I have a theory that Ezra is gonna be Bauhaus. It's actually not that far of a stretch (for me, at least) and he might be the candidate for the whole "Thomas's bisexuality is gonna be expanded further in chapter two" fiasco that's currently going on (I mean, there's also Arthur, but I don't really care about that fuckass liar that much). I have a theory that Andy and Bauhaus are actually gonna be a potential romantic couple (Because Andy is canonically gay), and it may be toxic because of the fact that Bauhaus is a fruit bat, and Andy is a fruit. But that last part is purely assumption, and it's probably just me liking ships too fucking much lol. I'm definitely not sugarcoating the ship though, because fruit bats eat fruits like apples, and it's, to me, toxic coupling. But if you wanna make it cute and cuddly and wholesome, I ain't stopping you. But now I'm gonna have to revamp my AU AGAIN to make it less weird because Bauhaus is Andy's parent in that AU. So yeah, there's my theory + my unnecessary snippet about the update that's coming to my AU. I barely post about my AU. Wanna see more or something?

Take my dead Thomas Eastwood design

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