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sauce for @aadenboy ! i love him he's so shaped ദ്ദി◝ ⩊ ◜.ᐟ

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Need @aadenboy ized (IPA'd) translation of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch >:3
here take this filler post while I make the christmas one because my body decided that it was best that I be burnt out the days prior. uhh.h merry christmas
these are all me by the way. every single one of them is just me
Aadenboysweeper storyline – By Rhythm, with ideas from @aadenboy himself
Introduction (0):
Characters: Sauce, EVIL FIEND, Chalk
The previous night, EVIL FIEND had pestered Sauce once more, yet, being mature and controlled, he was completely unbothered by her taunts. She left unusually annoyed, but with a devilish grin on her face. She has a drastic measure to finally get under Sauce’s nerves.
When Sauce went to bed and put his eyes away, he expected to wake up to the sweet chirping of the birds and a soft brushing sound from the Hub’s ever drifting environment. Yet, when he felt like his bed was stiffer than usual, he stirred awake to the sound of water around him.
Sauce was distraught, unsure of where he was, or what had happened to him, then, after a reset to respawn his eyes, the only thing he found was what he had heard. Water, water, and more water.
He was in a large boat, with a single radar and a pile of 100 coins, stranded in the middle of a seemingly endless ocean. With none of his siblings in sight, or any way of knowing why or how he got there.
After looking around the boat, Sauce found a small, purple, very well hidden letter beneath the radar. It read the following.
“Have fun getting yourself out of there, you little fragile green squishy freak!”
It was clear who wrote it. It was clear who had found a way to make Sauce unconscious, and carry him into a boat without him knowing, and it was clear that it wasn’t going be easy to find his way back home.
Sauce shreds the letter out of anger, and starts looking for a way to get out of there. Then, he realizes that the motor of the boat is fully functional, and little by little, he learns how to drive.
However, during this process, all of a sudden, a very powerful explosion is heard from the distance, and an ultraviolet colored dot taking off from the center of the explosion.
Sauce followed the dot, trying to make out what it could potentially be, and why it had exploded. Then, it became clear. 4 cylindrical paws, thin tail, and everything. It is Chalk, who is now flying along the skies straight towards the sea.
Sauce’s eyes widen, as he kicks the boat into full forwards and rapidly speeds towards the place where Chalk will land, arriving mere seconds before impact.
Fortunately, due to being unconscious, Chalk’s rebound effect is significantly reduced, which means that Sauce is able to catch him before crashing on the water.
“Chalk! What happened to you? Why are you here as well? Where did that explosion come from?”, asks Sauce, very concerned about his family. And after a long silence, Chalk slowly replies, “S-sauce…?”, Sauce attempts to hug, but is pushed back, nearly falling off of the boat. However, during this precise moment, Sauce spots something in the sea. Something dark, and spiky.
Chalk helps Sauce back up, sees the object, and his eyes widen in a way Sauce had never seen before.
“I-it was t-that! T-that spiky thing!” said Chalk in a very concerned voice that Sauce had never heard. All that he knew now, is to, no matter what, not approach those things in the slightest. With that barest knowledge in hand, Sauce starts trying to trace a way around them, but they are difficult to see…
Also inviting @thatpersonwhoisnamedlennox, @hadr0n, and anyone else to read :3

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my perception of you
this is entirely accurate except 2025 would be my Real life self. for lore reasons ya know
well hello aadenboy im a fan