Scenario: You’re a movie producer for A24 and you’ve been presented with 12 different pitches for a movie. Of the 12, which one are you greenlighting?
Jenna Ortega as an overprotective, crazy sister who cooks her brother’s bullies
Tom Holland as a guy who is, for some reason, slowly melting
Zendaya in a dual role as a person accused of a crime that her mimic committed
Jeremy Renner as a professor who discovers his students are being brainwashed
Idris Elba as a time traveler from the 2090s who gets stuck in the 1990s
Steven Yeun as a writer who learns his characters were whitewashed on screen
Gabriel Luna as a Catholic priest who learns the new pope is the Antichrist
Lupita Nyong’o as a masseuse who suspects her client is a monster (body horror)
Ming-Na Wen as a suspect brought in for murder she committed when she was 18*
Dave Bautista as a cruel father who learns his daughter is now an adult star
Amybeth McNulty as a Twitch streamer/influencer obsessed with being the best
Channing Tatum as the cameraman for a movie set that turned toxic/problematic
*Madison Hu plays the young version of Ming-Na Wen’s character
