Wisdom fact: Sometimes we want to keep things fresh as possible so we don't feel like we've wasted money. So most people buy extra corks for their wine bottles to keep them cool in the fridge when they take only a class--- but see we don't do that in this house. *puts a curly straw in the bottle* we suck it up. Literally--- drink up. Go hard or go home.
â... Why a curly straw? Look, just because Iâm eternally young doesnât mean I am this childish....â Takes out the straw and starts chugging it down with a smug look though the wine was still a bit strong on his tongue. He puts the half drank bottle and smirks. âI could drink more but, oh whatâs that quote? Sharing is caring?â














