Too bad the weather sucks

If you can't use either of these, then quite frankly, you're fucked. Sorry. If you wanna just do requests, that's fine.

Here's to an anti who says with low blow That John's a prick and Johnlock's a no-go Who says that the subtext we see is nothing but baiting And that the last three years have been fruitless waiting. A Study in Pink is where it started Sitting across from each other with lips parted. The Blind Banker with 'colleague' and faces fallen To The Great Game where Sherlock's nothing but sullen. A Scandal in Belgravia isn't as straight as it seems With nothing but threads from TPLoSH's seams. To The Hounds of Baskerville where 'all I've got is one.' And The Reichenbach Fall where John is left with none. The entrance of Mary brought much ire But it didn't stop Sherlock from pulling John from a fire. The Sign of Three was nothing but a dear John letter The one that shows Sherlock's changed for the better. His Last Vow with all its muttered forgiveness And John going back to Mary without much willingness. With the bride in his mind and east wind in his hair Sherlock Holmes was brought back from the air. So tell me, dear anti, what do you see? Are you vexed by all of the TJLC glee? Still to come are The Lying Detective and Final Problem With rugs to pull and you on the bottom. Suggested for me to do by the lovely @just--elope It's happening. Get ready.

Me now, 25: the prophecy has been fulfilled