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Technically I started writing this one for you (it has light bondage!) and then it devolved into Geralt is Bad at Sex (and then it evolved into Jaskier is a great teacher)!

Anyway, you can find it HERE, dear heart.

Steady, steady (E) Jaskier/Geralt, 3k Geralt is bad at sex, the lightest of bondage, anal fingering, anal sex

Geralt rolls to the side, breathing hard and nudging Jaskier with his shoulder, “Good?” he asks and Jaskier nods in agreement, wondering if this is just what being had by a man is like.

They part ways not long after that (and with a few additional and equally unsatisfying tumbles between them) and throughout Jaskier’s solo travels afterwards he takes a handful of other men to bed with him, rapidly coming to the realization that no, it’s not.

OR: Geralt is bad in bed but Jaskier is a wonderful teacher aka 500 words of bad sex followed immediately by 2.5k of good.

(I'll repost the actual fic and tag you again when @ao3feed-geralt-jaskier spits it from their wonderful feed)

Also me:

"Let me see your fingers, bard." Lambert says, taking Jaskier's arm by the wrist and bringing his hand up closer; his touch is surprisingly gentle, "Does Geralt know?"

"No, I didn't --"

"It's okay, let's get you taken care of. You're safe here now. You're one of Geralt's, we'll make sure you're okay."

"But you said," Jaskier starts, his heart beating wildly in his chest - he wasn't expecting this kind of softness from the red-haired witcher, "you pushed me aside."