#9percent

200515 720潮流主理人 Programme Recording

a whole cutie recording a new variety show!

zhou yanchen, flexing with his white ass teeth:

somebody: how do u have so nice teeth

ding zeren: hes gonna say it

zhou xingjie: yup

zhou rui: we all memorized it

zheng ruibin: there he goes

xiao gui: *excited*

wang linkai:

So here we go!!

A total softie

Loves cuddling

Also, did I tell you that He loves you more than he loves himself?

I see him as the passionate boyfriend.

He seems really like a playboy but honestly,

I think that when he falls in love, he will be falling a little too hard?

Like he’s the type to fall in too fast and hard.

But he loves falling for you!

Matching things are kinda common but I don’t see him as the guy who would love too many matching stuff.

Matching keychains, mugs, Phone cases and bracelets are the only matching ones but its so cute.

Loves taking you out very usually, but the type to find happiness in the smallest things.

He’s the type to be all giggly noticing the bubbles in the soft drinks pop.

He’s not into PDA but I think he’s fine with holding hands and holding your waist.

Also loves to take you out on shopping but expects you to pay for yourself too.

Not like he’s not a gentleman but he just wants you to feel nice about yourself.

Because you at times feel that you’re being a burden(?) 

But he always assures you that he is all happy!

Fights would be really uncommon. 

I think he’s the type to talk things out.

Loves lifting you up and making fun of your height even if you’re like 175.

Lovey-dovey all the time.

Like even if he has this huge fight with someone, he’ll be all cool when he sees you.

Really protective.

Like I really can imagine this.

Any guy creeping into your DMs asking you for your pics?

Sure! He’ll send that creep a pic of a crack head ferret with the captions, “Aren’t I pretty?”

Okay, all the lovey-dovey shit apart.

Will become a loyal meme partner

Will send you that rare galaxy Pepe meme even if its 3:00 am in the morning.

Laugh at his own crack videos

Snorts whenever you trip? 

But cute anyways.

ICE CREAMMMM

THE TREAT IS YOURS!!

BE READY!!

Actually whines about the brain freeze

Like of course he had to get one after shoving a whole scoop?

Fancy dinners

But actually prefers homemade food.

Just wants to see you smile.

Will ask you for food.

Not joking like I am serious.

*Insert Jackson addressing Jaebum as the dad and asking him for food*

Yes, this will happen.

Ziyi giving him advice when you are on your menstrual days.

But is fine even if you stain his sheets.

But you need to wash them lol

He’s kinda chill but savage at times.

“Xukun, my head hurts”

“Awee baby! That’s just your brain contemplating its own stupidity.”

Very much annoying

ANNOYING

CREATED THE WHOLE THING CALLED SWEETHEART

*INSERT THE’SEND THIS TO YOUR CRUSH WITHOUT CONTEXT’*

A smol tol bean

Love him, please.

Or else I’ll poison your food.