hi peach master!! 1st of all, they can’t bc what about the ahgases. LOLL jk here’s what i think they’d be like

mark:

*silently* - notice me, but don’t, but notice me

stalked his crush on EVERY social media platform 

INSTA PROFILE IS PRIVATE?!

linkedin profile lookin prettyyy good though

asked jackson what to do 

let’s call my crush “Taylor” so nobody knows y’kno

how do the other members know about this crush…(jackson: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

jb: 

saw someone jamming out on a bench outside and now his mind has been corrupted with thoughts only of this person

musters up just enough courage to sit two benches away

next week, i hope to sit only one bench away hopefully

thinks he made eye contact but not sure bc he looked away in 0.0000001 seconds

instantly melted

jackson: 

imagines his whole future with this person

already knows how he’s gonna win the argument with his spouse about where his kid is gonna go for school

nice, Stella is going to be so happy at that international charter school

crush ended up having a significant other 

i’m not crying, my eyes are just sweating bc it’s too humid

jinyoung: 

i wonder if this amazin person even knows my name

wow what a good aura I’m sensing

super infatuated but is soo oblivious cause he didn’t know that his crush was actually crushing on him super hard

gives up chasing “nothing” (jb: you are dumb)

unfazed 

youngjae: 

stares a little too long bc his otter-y dazed face comes out

left a few ambiguous notes on tiny pieces of paper folded up really small in crush’s stuff

asks jinyoung if he could very LOW KEY figure out if his crush likes him at all (jy: “soo youngjae really likes you and I’m not supposed to be telling you this but I want to know how you feel. don’t tell him i told you tho”)

hm I wonder why my crush hasn’t acknowledged me in a while

must be busy

deep double b:

tries mentally calculating how out of his league his crush is 

speaks in a voice 1 octave lower than usual 

ends up talking to his crush for a few weeks, but now has zero idea how to transition into talking normally again

this is it. this is my life now. deep double b 

yugyeom:

ot6 teases the fuck out of him

but he loves it cause then he has the opportunity to squeal about his crush

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH  SO CUTE

can literally describe the outfit his crush wore (jinyoung: how many cm were the shoelaces)