fergalicious, probalicious (make the boys go loco)
7.5k | gen with buddie, madney | 118 family shenanigans, assumed relationship, outsider probie pov
She's in the middle of wiping down the ladder truck's bumper when Cap and Eddie come around from restocking the ambulance. "Chim, any idea what I should get—" "Nope," Cap barks out, followed by a long chuckle. "You don't get involved in my anniversary, I don't get involved in yours, that's the deal we made, Edmundo." Eddie's eyes are big. Like, really big. Like, Josie's half afraid he's actually thirteen puppies in a trench coat. "Oh, come on, does family mean nothing to you?" Cap claps him on the shoulder with a big smile. "It means everything to me. Which is why I'm not saying anything at all." Eddie huffs and walks away, but Cap rounds over the ladder truck and next to Josie. "Take my advice, probie," he starts with a big smile. "Never, ever get involved in someone else's relationship. Especially if they ask." "Got it, Cap," she responds with a giggle. "Why's he asking you about his anniversary stuff anyway?" "Because of the two of us, I'm the only one who ever gets him anything he likes. You'd think, after how long we've been together, he'd have learned by now." Chimney claps her on the shoulder before turning on his heel and walks away. "The bumper looks great, by the way!" It took a few minutes before the words sunk in, but Josie finally let it ring around in her ears. The bumper looks great. Hell yeah it does. … … ….. Wait. What?
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