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'90s Voltron is a mess so I have to draw it
[Inktober Day 5: Chicken]
One of my favorite scenes from Voltron: The Third Dimension (1998). Basically, Keith is on an important reconnaissance mission (re: space pirates) and Lance decides to stow away on his ship. Gayness ensues.
This is just part one, I might add on to it later!
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â90s Voltron Paladins
Remember Voltron: The Third Dimension (1998)? Man, that show couldâve been so dope, but the character designs were whack.
Sooo Iâm proposing a long-overdue character redesign! Here are the five paladins looking fly in â90s grunge fashion (hey, they canât wear their paladin armor all the time!).
Retro Voltron Crack
In the interest of staying organized, from now on Iâll be posting most of my â80s and â90s Voltron content in a separate blog, Retro Voltron Crack. Meanwhile, my main blog will be focused on my webcomic, original artwork, fan art, and more fun stuff. So, follow my new blog if you want to keep seeing high-quality retro Voltron crack in your feed!
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Actual â90s Voltron Quotes
[thumping sounds]
Keith: Whoâs back there?
... [chicken noises]
Keith: LANCE!
Actual â90s Voltron Quotes
Ground control: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Lance: Thought Iâd give the fans a little encore. How âbout a hyperdrive demo?
Ground control: No, Lance. Itâll lose control!
three seconds later...
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Actual â90s Voltron Quotes
Allura: Join us, Lotor. Iâve come here to offer my friendship.
Lotor: friENDSHIP?? HRAAARGGHHHHH
Let me tell you about Voltron: The Third Dimension.
You probably havenât heard of it.
V3D is a show that should not exist. Even after watching several episodes, it seems more fever dream than reality. But twenty years ago, in 1998, this beautiful monstrosity was thrust upon the world. Consider the following points:
A â90s CG animation hellscape
Characters that look like they went through a nuclear reactor
The aesthetic is kinda â90s grunge + space
Also their helmets are shaped like actual lion heads??
Lance making chicken noises for some reason
âshpACE PIRATES?!â
Oh my god the doom shipsÂ
The doom ships are f**king nightmare fuel
CDs. Email. Clunky â90s computers. It must be the FUTURE.
âWill you sign my Voltron j-peg?â
And thereâs more ...
âmoonstone, ionized topaz, pure quartz, and condENsed LAzoNâ
The Galaxy Garrison is headed by a neurotic micromanaging robot
Prince Lotor is a pervy cyborg voiced by Tim CurryÂ
Keith and Lance flirt constantly...
Keith: Lance! Youâre not allowed on this ship. Do you know how much trouble I could get in?
Lance: Trouble? (laughs) You used to like trouble, Keith!
...and are basically a married couple.
Keith:Â Lance? I know you can hear me. This is no joke, Lance -- TURN THAT LION AROUND!
Lance:Â Sorry, Keith, but me and my kitty cat have a date with destiny.
DONâT watch this show. You have been warned.
