I watched Assault Lily episode 6
OH GOD OH FUCK NO
Here’s midcards.
Fucking adorable Riri
Fucking adorable Riri?
Oh my god I wish these two would fucking kiss already, this show is a class S nightmare designed to torture me if they don’t.
They even did the fucking lesbian grass thing! Come on now all you need to do is show them kissing. That’s literally all I want from this show. I know I’m setting myself up to be disappointed by expecting girls to kiss ever in anime, but this show’s going so fucking far with the class S yuri shit that I want an actual payoff to it all.
Anyway to talk about this episode finally, the actual plot was just, remember in like episode 3 or 4 maybe, where Yuyu went that rage mode I forget the name of, Riri hugged her to stop it, and then Riri tells Yuyu that zettai daijoubu da yo? Yeah well it’s that again. Everyone’s watching some other group chain, Riri nearly gets fucked up, and then exactly what I described just happened. The only difference being that Yuyu has a slightly more emotionally involved reaction and outburst about her own insecurities and stuff.
I don’t know why this episode exists the way it does. Because it just feels like we’re retreading ground we’ve already covered for only a tiny bit more info. Yuyu even gets the same PTSD response to seeing her old weapon in the Huge. There’s a minor difference here in that the weapon is inside of the Huge so now we’re questioning how the Huge was able to use it, but again, was that worth retreading the same plot point for? This climax has been done already, every difference we had this time was so insignificant that it could’ve happened in that original climax. We didn’t need to waste time doing this.
Another thing that felt weird to me is that, just like that other episode where this exact plot point happened, this episode opened on fairly inconsequential shit and just sorta, turned into plot heavy stuff randomly throughout. This is a show that throws you into plot so randomly that you’re never prepared for it, and like, that’s not a bad thing inherently, but it doesn’t do a good job at relating the character’s surprise to our own. So I never feel like “oh shit, plot’s happening!” and instead it’s more like, “huh, I guess plot’s happening now...”
Episode was otherwise fine I guess, for what it’s worth it does do a better job at being episode 3 than episode 3 did. Or again maybe it was 4. Emotions felt better done, Yuyu and Riri’s relationship is more convincing, and importantly, the fight looks good.
Also there’s some exposition about Lilies basically being humans that became Huge but still kept their hearts and aren’t controlled by Magie. Probs gonna be relevant to the mystery about that Huge being able to use a Charm. Whatever. Honestly I don’t care about this show’s magic system even remotely. It honestly feels written for a video game, but it’s not really compelling in anime format.
We’re presumably halfway through the show, and I do quite like it in that it’s great character designs, pretty good visuals, and fairly easy to watch in general, but idk 6 episodes in and it’s not really amounted to anything, kinda has no identity beyond that class S nightmare land. Oh well. Here’s hoping it’s uphill from here.
















