1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? Â No, I doubt my own existence as much as that of others.
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 1
3. The person you would never want to meet? Â george w bush
4. What is your favorite word? melliferousÂ
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Â a paper birch
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? I didnât sleep enough last night.
7. What shirt are you wearing? Â a plain black tshirt from Zara
8. What do you label yourself as? Â an asshole.
9. Bright room or dark room? Â dark
10. What were you doing at midnight last night? crying
11. Favorite age youâve been so far? 0
12. Who told you they loved you last? She was...
13. Your worst enemy? myself
14. What is your current desktop picture? Â Joni Mitchell - Cactus cover art
15. Do you like someone? Â Not anymore as of yesterday
16. The last song you listened to? https://soundcloud.com/laliesse/you-win-la-liesse-x-juice-tekken-3-edition-promomixÂ
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Donald Trump seems a good choice, but maybe Rupert Murdoch orÂ
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? myself, like that scene in Fight Club
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Some random man, who would have to successfully rob a major bank, without harming anyone.
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) my eyes i guess
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? Â Been there, done that.Â
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? Â Yes. Making people dislike me.
23. What is one unique thing youâre afraid of? Â myself (iâm pretty unique...)
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. Â lachs with cream cheese on a bagel with spinach and capers... and black pepper
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? take my friends out for sushi
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Tokyo
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. âBe brand-specificâ it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you donât drink booze thereâs something you can figure out⌠so whatâs it gonna be?  Something bougie and expensive, so I can flip it and make bank~ Moet & Chandon Dom Perignon by Karl LagerfeldÂ
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Â Clothing optional.Â
29. What is your favorite expletive? cunt
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Donât worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So whatâs the one thing youâre going to save from that blazing inferno? my stuffed alien ĺ°čą
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Â getting pulled over that night when I was insistently misgendered by that cop
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit⌠you can move to anywhere else in the world!  Is this a question? Uruguay, Canada, or IcelandÂ
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didnât think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? Â the mother of my best friend from high school
34. What was your last dream about? Â Canât remember honestly, something with people from my past.Â
35. Are you a goodâŚ.[insert anything youâd like here]? person? no
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? yes
37. Have you ever built a snowman? yes
38. What is the color of your socks? currently, black
39. What type of music do you like? lots, down tempo electronic, deep house, witch house, vapor wave, chill wave, hip hop, trap, *some* chillstep, some pop, emo
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunsetsÂ
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Â oreoÂ
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) fuck that shit
43. Do you have any scars? yes, several
44. What do you want to be when you graduate? Â a Chinese language teacher
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? my consistent self-sabotaging behaviour that has started to haunt me over the years
46. Are you reliable? actually yeah, very.
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Why/how are you still alive??
48. Do you hold grudges? YES.Â
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? a platypus and a teacup pot belly pig
50. What is the most unusual conversation youâve ever had? Would have to be one with an actively psychotic patient when I worked at an in-patient psych hospital.
51. Are you a good liar? Sometimes.
52. How long could you go without talking? Not long... But I should definitely try to improve on that.Â
53. What has been you worst haircut/style? this weird longer hairstyle i had in college
54. Have you ever baked your own cake? no actually
55. Can you do any accents other than your own? yes
56. What do you like on your toast? butter but not opposed to jamÂ
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? maybe this landscape scene on a table top following the wood grains a couple years ago
58. What would be you dream car? Â A top-of-the-line Tesla Model S
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. No, not really. I turn the water off mid-shower when iâm scrubbing up with my loofa to conserve water and also so the soap doesnât just wash off me immediately
60. Do you believe in aliens? yes
61. Do you often read your horoscope? no, not often
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? Â o
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? DINOSAAAUURRSSS.
64. What do you think about babies? aDORableÂ
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. Â Would you rather have the ability to teleport or fly, and why? Teleport, for all sorts of reasons, one being that I could teleport high up into the sky and drop down with a glide suit on and still experience flying, and it would also be much faster to get places than flying. Plus I could fuck with or help people in ways that couldnât be accomplished with flying.
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