Concept of blasphemous au narrator I made today :3
As the man fulfilled his duty of registering yet another carriage misfortune, his palms lit up before his incredulous eyes. The quill of his right hand pierced into his flesh, drawing blood out of it; the fibers of parchment tied themselves to his left hand and made it grow bigger. This curse of the miracle ignited envy in every author of the man's town, but his narrow and dull brain could do nothing out of this transformation. Thus his fate will be to write for others, until his bones will give in.
One day two pair of arms sprouted out of the man's abdomen. To his superiors this was another blessing, bound to make him write twice as more than before. But those limbs were ferocious, they thrashed and hit everything in their vicinity. Restrained with red rope were these indomitable intruders.
