#5some verse

BDSMvale:

NEVER | NOT REALLY | MAYBE | NOT BAD | MMMMM | HELL YES | TAKE ME NOW | THERE GO MY PANTS

There are two boxes, one small enough to fit in one hand, the other large and flat. The large box contains and assortment of chocolates. The small box is black under the red wrapping paper, and has a jewlers name imprinted in gold. Inside is a bracelet of gold squares set with black opal in a diamond pattern, and white filling in the corners.

"I thought you two" Santino nods to Calixto, "Should match."

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Eugene is almost so distracted by the large box of fancy chocolates that he bypasses the box entirely, but he quickly grabs the small box before he decides to indulge in the chocolatey goodness.

The small package contains a tin.  Inside the tin there’s a few massage bars of varying scents

"You were hard to buy for, Santino. I mean, you could outbuy my whole life, probably? So there wasn’t much I could get you you couldn’t get yourself. But I finally got you this. I know you work hard- probably too much- and I know you carry that tension with you. So now when you’ve worked yourself into knots, I’ll work them out. I’d like to see you relax sometimes. Merry Christmas."

rpingatthedogpark said to strexcorpstilettos:

Marriage meme: the 5some!

Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:

leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Eugene, Juli.

forgets to run the dish washer: What dishwasher? Oh nevermind the staff will get it.

pumps gas for the car: Staff.

drives when they’re going somewhere: Santino

rearranges the furniture: Cali

falls asleep with the TV on: All of them

gets to use the bathroom first: Santino

decides the temperature for the ac/heater: Juli. It causes everyone else to run around topless so it´s a win/win.

sets up holiday decorations: Kevin, Juli, and Eugene

leaves the lights on: Eugene

uses the bathroom with the door open: None of them.

One (1) pair of nerds.